p/petlm2

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:19 PM

[work]

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:20 PM

So we’re doing a promotion with MasterChef

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:20 PM

Where you can earn points to get knives

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:20 PM

And we got a little printout briefing us on the promotion

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:21 PM

And it’s probably because I’m short on sleep but two lines on it have me in hysterics

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:22 PM

https://images.plurk.com/KKpjAfBZ6JzvjftLIUiLP.jpg

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:23 PM

ENCOURAGE YOIR CUSTOMERS TO EARN MORE KNIVES!!!

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:24 PM

https://images.plurk.com/3FGMS4bm4YEJ6wFUVlFRS8.png

Doctor Ansem

@doctoransem

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:24 PM

>There is no limit to the amount of knives they can collect

Doctor Ansem

@doctoransem

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:24 PM

Would you then say they can become Knives Millions?

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:35 PM

I worked out the conversion rate

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:35 PM

To get a $24.99 knife you need to spend $400

Master Chieve

@Overbringer

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:35 PM

So....in theory?

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:49 PM

WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? I HAVE KNIVES!

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:49 PM

I'M

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 1:49 PM

OUT OF KNIVES

Echo

@EchoDoctor

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 4:29 PM

Not if you shop at Eric's store, you're not.

BattroidBattery

@askaboutourspecials

Fri, Oct 6, 2023 5:05 PM

I enjoy that 'purchased' is cut down to 'chased' in the thumbnail