[uspol] I had to triple check that this wasn't the onion

he's a shoo in for R votes

I think you mean

/adjusts glasses

a "poo in"

we would also have accepted "shit in"

no that's the protest we're gonna launch

Jesus Fucking Christ

I read the most brutal Petri column once where she observed, with absolute battery-acid dryness, how interesting it is that some people get to be harmless, silly young men making boyish mistakes well into their thirties and forties

while others get treated and tried and incarcerated and condemned like adults when they're still, very literally, children