Children that are bad at jump rope are going to be my villain origin story.

THEY DON'T HAVE A CONTINUOUS RHTYHM. each rope-swing and jump is like. separate

completely unpredictable giant THUMP that somehow shakes my desk from 30 ft away. these children are secretly made of uranium or smth

why do you guys want to jump rope if you don't know how make it make sense

practice makes.....something

part of the problem is they're grabbing ropes randomly that are probably wrong for their height

but it's just. SO much more jarring than i expect. every time

they're little. how do they shake this whole office

little but extremely dense with childlike potential

the opposite of bird bones

little tanks

a neutron star inside them

no one who has ever lived underneath people with kids doubts this

they're like small elephants

you should hear mine running around the second floor of the house.

oh man, yeah, their density is mind boggling