snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 12:55 AM
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 12:57 AM
how can i make these as horrible-but-accurate as possible. "abandoned his son for seven years"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 12:57 AM
"almost cheated on his husband with the devil"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:01 AM
"terminal I Can Fix Him disease"
❁ 𝕘𝕠𝕕𝕟𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕥 ❁
@researchboner
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:02 AM
sadfasdfsa
Mrs Sheepie
@Maniette
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:02 AM
"decided a personal crusade was more important than his son for seven years"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:06 AM
in a way he's deciding a personal crusade is most important for Literal Eternity
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:09 AM
i need to find a snappy way to work in "could have died and trusted his family to like, learn True Resurrection at some point, but actively chose to yeet himself into hell"
Mrs Sheepie
@Maniette
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:10 AM
"Chose hell over trusting his family to bring him back"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:15 AM
THAT WORKS
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:20 AM
god i'm trying to think of something smaller/sillier but it's hard when all you have is the worst day of a character's life
Mrs Sheepie
@Maniette
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:23 AM
"Doesn't know what a ___ is and at this point is too afraid to ask"
Mrs Sheepie
@Maniette
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:23 AM
for modern amenities
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:23 AM
pfffffffff
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:24 AM
okay yes def putting that on the docket ty
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:40 AM
"has had prophetic dreams his entire life; did not notice he was an oracle"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 1:41 AM
"probably practised his speech to betrayer gods in the mirror"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 2:13 AM
and now i desperately need tempus to have "shredded the carpet" "has killed and will again" "hogs the fireplace"
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 2:16 AM
Zerxus should have some from Tempus's POV
Mouth Powers
@shipoftheseus
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 2:17 AM
"DID NOT SHARE THE CHICKEN WINGS ONE TIME"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 2:17 AM
oh my god
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 2:17 AM
yes
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 2:18 AM
that's the only one in capital letters
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 2:24 AM
"falls in love in about five seconds" that's also important
for a price
@metonumia
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 7:36 PM
Astarion 100% sympathises with 'would have fucked Satan in slightly different circumstances'
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@researchboner
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 7:37 PM
>falls in love in five seconds
Neal in the corner going "that's a mood but I tend to not realize I have for about six months"
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 7:39 PM
it's not their fault that devils are hot u.u
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 7:39 PM
lmao neal
snowbogan
@shobogan
Thu, Oct 5, 2023 7:40 PM
zerxus, who got married and adopted a baby in one (1) month: well i could be less self-aware at least
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Neal in the corner going "that's a mood but I tend to not realize I have for about six months"