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[misc] 
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Pippin pulled off a scam tonight
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his crime name is Pippin Two-Dinners
just donna
this baby is such a character
just donna
also Pip pulling the please sir, I want some more
𝕋𝕠𝕣𝕚
oh my god he's so cute
Lana
pippin two-dinners and callen the unsure
frank elk
just wait til he can con Callen too
mj
Callen thinking thoughts
mj
I’m kind of glad babies can’t talk but I wish you could see images in thought bubbles above their heads if you squinted long enough.
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
Callen thinkythoughts
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I feel like most of them would be like. fruits. and lightning bolts
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He can talk, he says bwa bwa bwa ga
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all of his thought bubbles would be cats and leaves and birds
mj
Elf prince.
Lana
he literally says goo goo ga ga it's wild
frolic
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
I keep coming back to 'fruits and lightning bolts' and it's just so good
frolic
there's something so cute and endearing about that specific combination of baby thoughts
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
They're rendered like cartoons too
frolic
yes
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
We were reading a book yesterday and there was an apple just hanging out in one of the pages and Ian FLIPPED HIS GOURD yelling "APPLEAPPLEAPPLE" so
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
Babies love fruits
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hahahahaha
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callen is undecided on fruits
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he was trying strawberries in that picture and you can see by his face that the verdict has not yet arrived
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he does seem to like bananas though
car worm
bananas superior
car worm
he has good taste
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wELP chris has covid. I fortunately have tested negative but unfortunately that means I'm living the single parent life for a little bit (obviously he is going to help with cleaning and other House Tasks but I'm soloing bitty boy until we get a negative test)
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sucks man
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also fortunate is that his symptoms don't seem too intense so I hope his recovery is quick. and callen has had one shot & is getting his next one literally next Friday
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we'll be ok
fleshy barbie
ah butts. still!!! hope he gets through it swiftly and easily.
frolic
saaame
frank elk
oof poor Chris. hope Callen and you have a quiet week
a ghost
darn it, germs
hemborger
nooooo that sucks, covid sucks
frolic
oh my god. so. furnace update
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I get a random call from a guy looking for "whitney" and I'm like nobody by that name lives here sorry, and he goes no, I'm coming to look at your furnace. and he reads off our address
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I'm like uhhh ok so you're being sent by keepe? and he goes yeah (and I never at any point received an appointment notice or anything, I just get cold-called) we're twenty minutes away
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so he and his buddy show up, I answer the door and I'm like would you like masks, my partner has tested positive for covid. he goes no, and starts explaining that if god wants to give him a flu it's out of his control whether or not he wears a mask to which I'm just like 'ok' and stop listening. I bring him downstairs and show him the crawlspace
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he goes wait, I've been here already. and chris is like you were already here. it is literally the guy who ripped us off. he's back, sent by the same dispatch company that we have been yelling at For Weeks
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he keeps fucking fistbumping me for some reason
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and I'm just standing here like 
and chris is going 'no you never sent us an estimate. no we don't need another consultation, I think we're done' and we both just wanna get htis dude out of the house ASAP because fuck this
and chris is going 'no you never sent us an estimate. no we don't need another consultation, I think we're done' and we both just wanna get htis dude out of the house ASAP because fuck this
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and now we are literally back at square one except chris is going to call the warranty people again and bawl them out because we specifically asked that a different HVAC company be deployed for this job
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and they sent not only the same company but the SAME GUY
hemborger
omfg
mj
oh my GOD
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
oh my god what the FUCK
frank elk
JESUS
frolic
I'm turning into the joker
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there's also the Dark Timeline possibility where they didn't actually send this guy and he's just showing up somehow
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but at least we didn't give him more money.
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chris has talked to customer support at the warranty and they're going to see what they can do (AGAIN)
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it feels very satisfying to have a partner at whom you can yell AND I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT FUCKING GUY AGAIN and he just yells back GOD RIGHT
gayest uncle
What. The fuck?????
gayest uncle
This is going to be very funny after your HVAC isn't fucked anymore but RIGHT NOW???
frolic
to be fair it's a little bit funny right now
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makes a viral social media post like "you are given ten million dollars, but every time you order something you open the door and it's the furnace guy standing there like 'I don't believe in covid. that'll be $140'"
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WYD
Lana
i hope he caught covid
gayest uncle
I mean yeah it's objectively hilarious but also definitely a very specific circle of hell
Lana
are you certain he was sent and wasn't just an idiot who forgot he scammed you already?
frolic
see that's the thing lana, I'm not certain
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which is why I'm glad we didn't pay him again
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usually I get a text notif like 'we've assigned the job to someone and here's the window of when they'll show up'
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but my only warning was furnace guy calling like hello whitney I'll be there in twenty minutes
Lana
close call, Whitney
hemborger
who tf is WHITNEY
frolic
I'm ASSUMING it's like, one of the dispatchers. apart from that no idea
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also worth mentioning chris saying "we're done here" with unnervingly bright eyes over his mask was the most aggro I've ever seen him get towards a stranger and I'm proud of him
hemborger
omg powerful
hemborger
well done christovid
frolic
yeah like I could tell he was smiling in his Someone Stole My Car way
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this man is seconds from mcfucking losing it
mj
good for him!!!
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no foots 
mj
fancyloose and footfree
frantic banjos
defensive posture to ensure feet cannot be stolen by scammers
frolic
we could all stand to be as wise as Claire
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you guys will never guess who just called
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that's right! it was Whitney
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she was like hi just making sure Seattle Air sent someone out yesterday 
and i was like OH WHITNEY
and i was like OH WHITNEY
fleshy barbie
hemborger
WHITNEY
frolic
the whitney of legend
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she said they were supposed to give us a refund, not send the guy back
frolic
taking a step back here it wouldn't surprise me at all if somebody tried to communicate with this guy and he just talked over them because he was doing that to me. I think maybe he has a Women Problem
bote lalin✨
...wowza
hemborger
mj
Whitney!!!
koke
I hope whitney's also as mad about this as she should be
koke
this guy using her name in vain
frolic
ave whitney
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chris sent me the cute quiz thing so I took it again and this time I got 
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which feels much more correct than grass did
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but I would also accept that perhaps I am just. both of them
frolic
personality quizzes are the word of god and you cannot question their judgment
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love 2 be in a work meeting where someone is repeatedly saying 'OCD' to mean they are particular about something
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I gently asked them not to do that and they did not acknowledge me 
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glad it's the year 2023 and my inescapable brain disease is still a funny joke culturally
fleshy barbie
hate that a lot
hate that a lot
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I can’t find pippin anywhere?? 
mj
oh no I hope you find him
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
oh noooo buddy where are you
frolic
I did find this mysterious rug 
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
extremely mysterious...
frolic
some kind of bear I think
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they’re the same 
mj
they're the same
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also: realtor amanda gets shit Done 
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I had texted her like hi it was really nice of you to get us this warranty but for future clients maybe do a different one because [reasons]
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and she was like wHAT
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and went on the warpath. she is great.
frank elk
hero amanda
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come to silver lake park if you want an ass kicking 
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we are going tomorrow too because it is inexplicably in the 70s this weekend
just donna
yeahhhhh!!!!
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I am perfect 
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test link
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also efficiency IS very important. I feel seen