[spoilers][life, tangentially] please note the contents of this plurk are 100% a bit

that being said, consider the following

1. my workplace is super queer-friendly and if i become a permanent hire they probably wouldn't bat an eye or ask for an explanation at a request to use a different name and get a separate tag sometimes, which is something that i am actually very glad for

2. the business is partly a costume shop and you're encouraged (or required, on weekends during october) to wear costumes on the floor

all of that being the case

i think if we really wanted to, me and cobalt COULD shkanon (as a verb) new hires next october if we stay on

should we? probably not, that kind of behavior is typically known as "hazing" and hr typically frowns upon it

cobalt applies for a job and you get double shifts

the effort would probably be a little bit too much since i'd need to wear makeup to hide our permanent eyebags because they're very distinctive

but we COULD and that amuses me

Quinneapolis : you joke but me and cobalt's typical policy during long shifts is the switch during lunch and so far nobody at the store has batted an eye when cobalt takes a break and i clock back in wearing a different outfit with a different voice and demeanor so it's actually really nice

it's really cool that your workplace does that though!

I'd be worried about the hidden gold and explosives under the store

art imitates life.............

it would be a lot of work, but it would be a really good bit