Has anyone heard about plüerking? It's an innovative method of unloading your intrusive thoughts, online!

About Plurk - Plurk

I am so upset at myself for posting this, but I'm not going to retract my idiotic ramblings - after all, the point of this is to get the idiot out in the open

That way I can pretend I was just joking when I was in fact entirely serious when I wrote this

For example, I put on a crest whitestrip backwards so it's burning my tongue right now, but you don't see me plurking about the countless times I've managed to do this properly (0).