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I was REALLY hoping
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they'd cut out the bit about Kaya tearfully admitting that men will always pull ahead of women physically
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is Kaya her name?
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Zoro's rival as a kid
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Kuina
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Kaya is Usopp's girl
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but yeah Zoro's backstory sucks
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right right
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yeah
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the one thing they did was keeping Kuina's accident ambiguous
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I do like that they played it as like
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because even "she died in an unspecified way off screen" is better than "she fell down the stairs"
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Kuina: "You'll get stronger than me one day because you're a boy"
Zoro: "No, I'll get stronger than you one day because I'm super incredible"
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Like they played the scene about as well as they could of
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but it was always a stupid scene
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it would like.... it could have been redeemable, maybe, if tashigi had been like, there to put the lie to those words. prove she could be just as cool and badass as zoro
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but instead.
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the best read of kuina is as a trans boy
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I was really hoping Helmeppo would shoot Luffy
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because like
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that doesn't do anything to him
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RIGHT
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Kuro shouting at Kaya about how pathetic she is for not doing anything with her life
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after spending the last 5 years stopping her from doing anything with her life
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"They...they do know I'm the captain, right?"
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is that a fuckin
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orchestral arrangement of We Are???
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YEP
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(( Coby's actor is trans I found out today ))
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I did know this
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it sure is
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Princess Emily
the thing they cut out that makes Zoro's Backstory with Kuina work better is
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the scene with Kuina's dad discussing the inheritance of the dojo
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and he's the one saying "well, it can't be Kuina, she's a girl. you know she'll fall behind men eventually. just part of being a woman."
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Kuina's getting fucked up because her dad is a shitty misogynist.
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and Zoro fights back against that
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instead they make it seem like Kuina's beliefs come from nowhere
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That women can’t compete physically with men seems to be something Oda just believes is factually true
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like no she learned that shit
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On one hand it's true that on the average men have larger arms and are physically stronger
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On the other hand, Zoro fought a guy the size of a literal mountain and won
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He was the size of that guys little finger so fuck you bioessentialism
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arm length is in fact a very, very important thing in sword fighting. the sword fighter with the longer reach has a very real and very large advantage.
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but this is also the show, and even the character, who uses a third sword in his teeth.
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he can sword a sword beam shockwave with them by swinging them really hard, including with the one he's holding in his teeth.
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reach does not matter.
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On this third hand that Robin has sprouted up, anything you can say about How Women Are Naturally has to square up with Charlotte Linlin who isn't even like that because of a devil fruit like she does have one but it has nothing to do with being able to suplex a giant
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heck with it, on to part 5
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yeah
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also like.
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some people just have weirdly long arms.
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THAT is the bioessentialism that should have happened here.
it's not gender, kuina just can't beat zoro because zoro's arms are long enough to touch the ground. what are you gonna do about THAT kuina.
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Luffys got arms that go fifty meters long and I bet you he couldn't beat Zoro in a sword fight
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yeah but there's MANY reasons for that.
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chief among them that i'm not entirely sure luffy is smart enough to remember "sharp end into other guy".
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Anyway my Kuina Lives AU is one where Zoro dies and she ends up growing her hair out so she can braid it around two sword hilts in order to pay respect to her rivals style
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just whips her hair around to attack?
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No hair based devil fruit she just moves her hair around because she trains her muscles very hard every day and that includes the scalp
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perfect
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makes sense
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right on to 5
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"About the battle. You wanna talk about it?"
"Nope!"
"Alright good talk!"
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BARATIE
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ooohh add some sax to the theme song
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huh is that how you say it
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"ba-rah-tee-ay"
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She appears in a non canonical movie where the straw hats go into some sort of alternate universe and she and Zoro are fighting happily for the entire time nonstop
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I always assumed it was "Bah-rah-tee
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"
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Anyway Hell yes Baratie
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"You'll have to excuse them, they're idiots"
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I just had lunch but this is making me hungry
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okay
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Sanji's style translates better to live action than any of the others
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"Regular water in a regular glass."
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The Strawhats already feel like fambly
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;_;
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That was a Wilhelm
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I heard it
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oh hey it's Don Kreig
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I bet he'll do a lot
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there he goes
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i need you to know
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i was halfway through the words 'i wonder what they're gonna do with-'
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and then the camera pulled out and i just lost my shit laughing
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also god. mihawk.
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The marine uniform looks like it has boobs drawn on the back
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I cannot live the lie anymore
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and deny it
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jhgfdsfghjk
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"Why do you even care?"
"Because you're my friend, you idiot!"
"You said it yourself. You don't have any friends."
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Pardon me I'm just gonna
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the disrespect
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of Mihawk's tiny little knife
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"I don't hunt rabbits with a cannon"
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surprised Zoro didn't bust out the 3rd sword for this
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oh there we go
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i had honestly forgotten the tiny little knife until he took it out
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oh we're DOING this
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honestly do not rmemeber how Zoro gets out of- oh I guess he doesn't
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he gets out of it by mihawk liking the hustle
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Mihawk just like "Sorry Garp they were too fun to kill"
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licherally
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"I will never lose again" /dies
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I MEAN IF HE DID THAT WOULD TECHNICALLY BE KEEPING HIS WORD
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https://images.plurk.com/3HXGEhDj64RNtukEModAwj.png
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it's not a zoro fight if he's not critically wounded at the start or the end
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or both
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Zoro went on to lose eight times
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Mihawk's fucking "I don't hunt rabbits with a cannon" is one of the coldest lines in the damn show
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la mihawk might be one of my favorite casting decisions in a cast with no misses
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that man audibly speaks in cursive
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"Speaks in cursive" is a fantastic description of him
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Time for Sanji's very happy backstory
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day 50
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outrageous he's even still alive
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That was neough food for like a week, maybe
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oh shit
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Nolan
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and the city of gold
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i love how they weave this stuff in
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like
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yeah it's a children's story in the east blue, they said as much
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YEAH
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here comes aaaaarloooong
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something i think owl pointed out to me
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they kept in his specific laugh
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Sup Buggy
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HIS EAR
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WAS IN LUFFY'S HAT
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sure was!
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Oh hey there's the rest of his body
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Nami's map room is a lot more depressing looking in this than I remmeber it being in the manga
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I like LA Sanji
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Zoro with one sword is weird
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i'm gonna say it
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la sanji is the best version of the character
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He still is a huge romantic but like
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he's cool about it
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instead of being an insane creep
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yeah his dumbass flirting is like
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actually cute
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Koby you're going to get TRASHED
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3 shots and he's like 120lbs soaking wet
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he's having a rough week.
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Garp and Zeff are having a date, for some reason
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the old man yaoi quotient is off the charts
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my top 3 LA OP ships, in no particular order:
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Garp/Zeff, Nami/Kaya, Nami/Zoro
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seconded
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oh
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that bartender just lost his job
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i was digging nami/kaya so much
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that bartender is so fired. out of a cannon.
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bold of you to assume zeff will even have the courtesy of using a cannon
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shit you got me there.
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and not just dropkick him into the horizon
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yeet
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"Help me......."
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the only thing that kept that scene from being perfect was the amount of blood they were willing to show
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yeah there wasn't nearly enough
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Her arm should have been drenched
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GOD the bastardry of Arlong's betrayal of Nami
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I like the changing logo
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"He let me stop wearing them when I was 12"
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"Said it was a birthday gift"
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luffy: [kill bill sirens]
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Nami shows up
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Sanji: "Nami!" /opens his arms for a hug
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Nami runs past him and hugs Zoro and Usopp
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peak humor
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I have to say, one small thing I'm digging with the live action is the added screen presence for Bogard, a character I had forgotten about entirely
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i actually had to ask someone more canon familiar than me like
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is the la noire dude significant or
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answer: sorta
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fun fact: Bogard was identified by name in the subtitles which is how I know who he is, whereas Helmeppo was identified only as "cadet" despite his much bigger role
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Helmeppo's name isn't said until episode 4
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people in good suits are good
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(well, to look at, at least)
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