skerple
an important philosophical question, plurk: are there any bad cookie flavors?
skerple
and I don't mean like, are there flavors it would be bad to put into a cookie. obviously yes. nobody wants a sauerkraut and dill pickle cookie.
skerple
what I mean is like, are there any Recognized Cookie Flavors that are bad. chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, ginger snaps. that sort of thing.
TrueBlueSpark
My reflexive first thought is oatmeal raisin, but actually I like those, as long as I'm expecting them
🟣mish
anything with raisins lmao
TrueBlueSpark
They don't wholly deserve their reputation
skerple
styles of cookie (i.e. lofthouse) can count as flavors for the purposes of this discussion.
BOG STANDARD
yeah, I'm anti-raisins when it comes to cookies
izzy.vrm
i honestly don't really like lofthouses... they tend to be far too sweet and the frosting is a Bad Texture
BOG STANDARD
I also reject sugar cookies with lemon. don't need it, makes the sugar cookie worse
skerple
interesting, interesting
skerple
the anti-raisin bias is not wholly surprising, but fascinates me considering that a good oatmeal raisin cookie is one of my favorites
wo ai ni ★
lofthouse bad
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
peanut butter. they're always so dry
Ash!!1
hard cookies
Ash!!1
like i get some ppl like more crumbly or crisp cookies
Ash!!1
but some cookies are hard as rocks and need to be destroyed
Ash!!1
oh wait are lofthouses those super soft sugar cookies
Ash!!1
if so those are the other end of the spectrum and also need to go in the trash
flower boy🌼
oatmeal raisin
flower boy🌼
JUST MAKE IT WITHOUT THE RAISINS....
Lea
I want to say carrot, but I'm not a hundred percent sure if that's a real thing or just something I imagined.
Gabiluzbad
Plain shortbread cookies
Frozen Time
As a lofthouse cookie enjoyer, I recognize that they are cookies for Monsters
Frozen Time
I don't think there's any kind of cookie I'd reject if you handed me one, personally
Gabiluzbad
They make me depressed
wo ai ni ★
I could dial it in (there is a walmart bakery cookie that tastes like chemicals and sadness)
RobotApocalypse
i love lofthouse cookies.......
Lea
Oh! Coconut. Those cookies that are like... rings covered in coconut. I don't know if they're actually called coconut cookies or if they have a specific name, but I despise them either way.
RobotApocalypse
but yeah i'm gonna second raisins. i actually like oatmeal cookies but not with the raisins.
Xenonucleic
Oatmeal raisin
skerple
Coconut is the first take in here I have wholeheartedly agreed with
RobotApocalypse
Lea : oh, yes, i'm also seconding this. coconut shavings are texture hell, i know exactly what cookies you're talking about and i hate them so much
skerple
literally every other cookie mentioned in here I've been like "I could fuck with that tho"
Lea
They also offer what are essentially the same abominations in donut form, and frankly those are, if anything, worse.
Xenonucleic
Coconut is also horrible to me
Thx everybody!
yeah, only one i can think of is coconut. cause I LIKE oatmeal, with or without raisins, and while lofthouse aren't my favorite I will munch on them
skerple
Thx everybody! : +1 to all of that yeah
TrueBlueSpark
OH YEAH I completely blocked coconut out of my brain
DrizztDo'Hurtin
anything with raisins,
TrueBlueSpark
Plus 1 to that
Lea
I feel like I unlocked some sort of food-related trauma for everyone here.
DrizztDo'Hurtin
oh yeah most coconut things also. good reminder
DrizztDo'Hurtin
raisins are just my personal nemesis because every single time I hope it's oatmeal with chocolate chips, which would be a true delight, and every time it's not
hypemachine.
I will take raisins from all you raisin-haters
hypemachine.
let me have them and you may go free from them
hypemachine.
(they're only really good while they're plump and the cookie is still warm but frankly that's what microwaving the cookie for a little bit is for.)
hypemachine.
that said, for me it's most kinds of nuts and especially walnuts
jingle bees
i'll take the coconut y'all aren't eating

+1 to lofthouse being as close to a bad cookie as you can get though
hypemachine.
I will also take your lofthouses in theory. in practice I am gluten intolerant and cannot
hypemachine.
the mention of shortbread absolutely has me craving these iced shortbread cookies a localish bakery makes though. those things are dangerous in that I am incapable of only eating one.
unbound
Oh I love oatmeal raisin. I think that like. I wouldn’t say they’re bad necessarily but I don’t think I would be able to eat no-bakes in the present moment
unbound
The last time I had one I think it was too cloying but I probably would have liked them when I was younger
Infychu
Crispy/dry/crumbly cookies. I like soft/moist/chewy ones.
Infychu
Also shaved coconut is awful texturally
Thx everybody!
I've lately been addicted to Tates chocolate chip cookies which are crispy and like. one of the only places to find a reliably crispy cookie XD
Thx everybody!
I like both crispy and chewy tbh
vast energies
i love oatmeal raisin.
bluecake
grocery store made sugar cookies are just kinda... undercooked cake mix.

like I love chewy cookies, but if they're too thick, it's lousy
Infychu
Yeah it's gotta have a balance
𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞
ginger biscuits. i like them but more than a few and they start tasting chemical-ish. and if you keep them in a biscuit barrel they make everything else taste vaguely ginger-ish.
𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞
ish ish ish
hypemachine.
Thx everybody! : TATES ARE SO GOOOOOOOD
thetaClysm
the way you framed this as a "philosophical question" made me think you meant "is there a cookie that is objectively bad", to which i was like "no, obviously there can't be", but then i open the plurk and immediately people are dunking on oatmeal raisin lmfao
thetaClysm
in which case my hot take is that oatmeal raisin is good and oatmeal without raisin would be worse
Thx everybody!
I'd disagree because there's iced oatmeal cookies that my grandparents used to always have at the house and I love those
lizzie mchigher
oatmeal raisin is a crime and i will die on this hill
thetaClysm
Thx everybody! see i don't actually disagree with that, i just think the oatmeal cookie needs something else to add some additional flavor and texture, and raisins and icing both accomplish that
thetaClysm
plain oatmeal with nothing else would be a bit lacking, i feel
DrizztDo'Hurtin
my grandmom used to make chocolate oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips checkmate atheists
BERSERKER
oatmeal raisin cookies are a direct 1:1 analogy to pineapple on pizza, there's wars fought over something so blatantly inconsequential

Anyway the real "awful cookie" is those spice cookies that are pressed as thin as communion wafers and are about as hard as a brick
BERSERKER
Even that is more a texture hell issue than a flavor issue tho
Comic
I think really over-decorated holiday cookies
Comic
where the goal was to make them look really good but they just taste kind of plasticy
Comic
the fondant cake of cookies
terravesty
I'm really not into lofthouse cookies because they just feel like a mouthful of icing and I get wigged out biting into them
skerple
thetaClysm : LMAO YEAH THAT IS ACTUALLY KINDA WHAT I MEANT but this cookie war is still useful for the discussion topic because it's kinda making me think the answer is "no"
skerple
everyone has cookie flavors they don't like, but I don't think there's any objectively bad cookie flavor that simply just Should Not Be
skerple
even the awful coconut shit is for somebody
skerple
probably nobody in this plurk, but,,,
unbound
I like the Girl Scout cookies with the coconut.
thetaClysm
jingle bees also expressed support for coconut upthread so it's definitely not nobody
L'fuckingChaim
philosophically, no; personally, stop putting RAISINS in my FUCKING TREATS
L'fuckingChaim
one of our family recipes is in fact an oatmeal cookie that does NOT have raisins but DOES have molasses and brown sugar
L'fuckingChaim
trying to make cookies healthy is rejecting the point of cookies
L'fuckingChaim
coconut for me personally is a bad texture, but I've had it so rarely because my dad ALSO dislikes it so it's not like we bake coconut cookies at home
L'fuckingChaim
pro tip however is that "macarons" and "macaroons" are not at all the same and you may be very disappointed
RobotApocalypse
the thing about this is that if there were an objectively bad cookie flavor that nobody liked, the recipe wouldn't get popular enough for anyone to find out it exists, so we wouldn't know about it to be able to answer with it
RobotApocalypse
so, philosophically, the answer is possibly yes but nobody knows what it is
Dragons Dragons
Icebox cookies are my enemy and I also hate almonettes, but I love oatmeal raisin and many people hate that.
Infychu
The macarons vs macaroons thing is a fucking TRAVESTY and it makes me so sad
Infychu
I like one and not the other and I never remember which one is which
L'fuckingChaim
I like macarons and not macaroons
L'fuckingChaim
but either way, there will be disappointment, because they're so different
Infychu
I THINK that's the way I go too
Infychu
I like the fancy french sandwich cookie ones, not the ones full of coconut
vast energies
1 o is Okay, two Os is cOcOnut
Infychu
That's so smart?? What a good way to remember those
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