[cw: gnarly fighting talk in here]

So I was just reminded reading a Redwall novel how one tiny Dibbun kills a crow trying to eat it. He takes the giant stick he's wielding and shoves it down its throat. Ouch. Painful way to go out. Also, Redwall, why were so many of your child characters borderline psychopaths? Oh yeah, that's right, they live in a crazy world.

Anyway, now I'm picturing Rorschach doing that to a wolf, albeit in a more accidental manner. One comes after him, he grabs the nearest thing to him which happens to be a sharp, pointy tree branch, and he just instinctually shoves it down the thing's throat right as it opens up its mouth to take a chunk out of him.

It would need to be the best timing ever but he's always had a bit of luck on his side.

He'd be completely amazed but also just like "Huh. Well, that worked." Though he wouldn't try to repeat it. His luck is good but not THAT good.

yeah don't try that one twice, buddy. more likely to get a hand bitten off

Nope. Lighting them on fire is more his style.

visually, that would look SO BADASS. like i see threads play like a movie in my head when I read them/am participating in them so... fjklsdjdf

Me too! Having a vivid imagination is fun that way.

On a lighter note, I feel like this sums up Rorschach's struggles with his sexuality:

Rae Loverde (mostly on hiatus) on X

Look, his prison therapist flat-out quit cause the man had too many issues to deal with. Repressed sexuality is just one of many for him.

Five's wife is a mannequin so

Issues? Them? NEVER.

Delores is one of the items I listed on his app so... SHE IS HERE

someday someone's gonna come check on him b/c it's been like 8 days since anyone's seen or heard from the strange tall child and they're gonna find him writing on the walls, talking to a mannequin like it's a wholeass back and forth conversation and I can't wait for that day tbh

If Rorschach sees that, he's gonna be all

a valid reaction

I have no idea how Bucky would react to that tbh XD he might just sit and look between the two in confusion for a while