I've started to take a more peaceful commute home at night, and I've been passing what looks like a Bond villain's lair

"Momentive" group is behind this pillared brick fence and rolling green lawns. What is "Momentive?"

"Momentive is an agile experience management company built for what's next. We deliver intuitive, people-centric solutions that help industry leaders quickly and confidently make important decisions, take action, and achieve tangible results."

This is the most corporate-slime sounding gobbledegook ive ever heard. That or it IS a front for a Bond villain

If that isn't a front for a bond villain I'm writing it into my movie like it is

You need to see this from street view, it's comical. I tried to find a picture of it from the gate online but I couldn't. I was going to stop and take a photo but then thought better of it, lest i be grabbed and taken in by turtle-necked henchmen

"Agile" makes me think it's a temp agency. Mine is named Agile 1.

Or Apple One. Something like that.

Maybe agile is just what they use for the website.

I'm sure the website is a very very different face than the inner circle

I also think the amount of LAWN there is very suspect and telling of AMERICA

Meticulously cared for like a villain, bond or not