Know that, as a friend, I will have your back in an emergency, but I will never go into the field of politics for anything less than becoming an interplanetary ambassador.

I love all of you, and if there was some sort of "if we do these five things that will make my friends happy, everyone else will be happier too" platform to run on, I'd probably still wouldn't do that because public debate is a hell of stress I wish upon no one I like

So if you ever see me on television in local politics, know that something has gone totally wrong in my life, and it is a cry for help