[bg3] my dumb elf brainrot means I cannot stop thinking about how to make an Astarion/Tav/Halsin fic work with two basically immortal elves having lifespan angst over their very not immortal partner and this somehow resulting in Astarion/Halsin "accidental" baby acquisition and pining

cuz im just. it'd be so good. poor fucking Astarion finally getting out of shit after 200 years but then whups you don't even get a century to savor it because ~lifespan angst~ then he goes and cries into Halsin's manly chest and somehow there is also a Tav baby in there

anyway. good thing i haven't written fic in literal years

update tonight's brainrot: astarion gets the gang back together to try to kill a god so he can get dark urge tav back from being eaten by their murder daddy