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[MILDLY health]: Bruhhhh door knobs were made by sadists. I am convinced.
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BOLD STATEMENT, I KNOW
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So China does only handles
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I haven't seen a door knob in 5 years
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And now I'm in a house that's cursed with them
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As someone with sporadic immobility in my fingers and wrists due to arthritis
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It's like the pill bottle paradox
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Yes, I'd love to reach my anti-inflammatory NSAIDs but their in a SQUEEZE BOTTLE and spoilers: I can't squeeze today .-.
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That said: ty Aleve for creating bottles that are "top" pressured so you just have to push down with an elbow and spin. It's less bad even on bad days
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BUT THIS PLURK IS ABOUT THE ATROCIOUS DOOR KNOB.
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My hands/fingers have been on and off swelling a bit. Nothing major. But it's like 100% when I wake up and sometimes teeters off in the day
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Today it was worse than usual. I blame the weather
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Anyways, I just wanted to whine and complain and be mad at America for being FULL OF D&D equivalent doors against arthritic individuals.
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So the question is.
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Do I ask my dad if we can swap all the door knobs in the house for handles
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I have a feeling he will say no because it will look frivolous
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And we have perfectly GOOD door knobs
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And then we'll get into questioning why I don't like the nice vintage door knobs
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And I don't want to have to explain or justify so
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Maybe I'll just
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Whine here instead 
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Current door tactic on bad days, two hands 