Dr. Yubsie
HOW MUCH frantic baby shopping did Owen and Beru have to do when Obi Wan dropped off a WHOLE ASS NEWBORN on the doorstep?
Dr. Yubsie
Like, did he at least give them a pack of diapers and tin of powdered formula?
Dr. Yubsie
Or just HERE'S A BABY
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Catch! Later, got jedi stuff to do
Dr. Yubsie
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's your nephew, so raise him maybe"
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Dr. Yubsie
Five minutes after the end of RotS just UTTER PANIC
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I hope that Tatooine moisture farmers are like other farmers and the news that the Larses just had a newborn turn up resulted in people just quietly turning up with hand-alongs and haroun bread pudding
Dr. Yubsie
Like the Organas no doubt had all that shit in storage somewehre
Dr. Yubsie
I think I need to write a fic :-P
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I think I need to read that fic.
kiwi burgers
as if owen didn't kick him out the moment obi-wan explained why he was here with this baby
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(Also the other side of it I'm currently living in is omg how the hell to get rid of the stuff when it's outgrown and you don't have a palace to store shit in.)
Dr. Yubsie
(Hand it off to people who just had Jedi drop off infants?)
StupidSexyV⚠der
yeah I expect there was was "crecheling" bag that had 1 bottle, 2 days of formula, 6 diapers, 1 extra blanket in it and that was it
StupidSexyV⚠der
so very frantic
Dr. Yubsie
... man the Jedi probably DO just have random bags in case them across a Force sensitive baby in their travels
StupidSexyV⚠der
yep
StupidSexyV⚠der
Anakin himself has had two missions in four years that involved him handling an infant or toddler, which doesn't seem like a look but he's not a seeker
StupidSexyV⚠der
I assume there are species specific formulas and some general "carnivore diet" "human adjacent" "herbivore" "calorie heavy" etc
Dr. Yubsie
OH I bet they got a bunch of hand me downs from the Darklighters
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oooh, you're right, I bet they did.
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I wonder if the aridity of Tatooine means that hand me downs can last for not just decades but possibly even centuries, possibly stored. And did they deal with elderly neighbour drama of wanting vids of the deeply nonplussed baby in them
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(The Child, being male, was mostly spared that. His girl cousin, otoh, has been in a series of Facebook posts where I just know that the 70s-patterend polyester sundress was on for 30 seconds to take and tag the picture before it was banished into a deep, deep box.)
Dr. Yubsie
oh god
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol oh yes
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