me: I am finishing on time! I will make it to the wedding rehearsal no worries
my last patient, arriving 5min late to a 15min apt: I need a mental health care plan for my daughter to see a psychologist, she's struggling at school
me: ............................./whimper

mental health caare plans, by the by

take a minimum of 20min

for patients I know well

I have not seen this patient for THREE YEARS

/flees work

............................wtf