Okay here's a ship dynamic

A: "Goddamn B is so hot"

C: "Goddamn B is so hot"

A: "C let's bond over how hot B is."

C: "Right? We could talk about B all day."

A/C: fall in love over their mutual connection to how fucking hot B is

B: is totally oblivious to all this

I just like the idea of two people connecting over how far out of their league someone else is

Nice

/edits and deletes various comments so the plurk actually makes sense

I'm reminded of one of the old Phantom of the Opera movies, where there were TWO suitors vying for Christine, alongside the Phantom. The story happened as usual, but in the end she ignored their advances because her TRUE love was the audience's adoration, and the two dudes were like "Well, fuck. Wanna go get a drink? /leave arm in arm"

nice

Hell yeah.