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I'm learning about Riverdale Season 7 and this is buckwild even for Riverdale
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here's how Season 7 starts
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after the various events of Seasons 1-6
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the gang is transported to a different universe, where they're the same characters but it's 1955
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none of them remember the previous timeline, and all the insanity of the first six seasons
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except for Jughead
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who is trying to figure out what happened and why only he remembers the other timeline
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and eventually he's visited by one of the side characters, who reveals that she's an angel
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who moved the characters into a different universe because the multiverse was about to be destroyed for some reason
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and while they're here she's out crossing to different timelines to try and solve the bug leading to the collapse of reality
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then she leaves the 1955 timeline, erasing Jughead's memories
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and leaves the show
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and this
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never comes up again
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wh
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then the rest of the season is just, a more straight adaptation of comics archie
DrugsJulius
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in the fifties
Niamh Vibes
Its Fine
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no gargoyle king, no serial killer gene
Rama
Still a better story than Flashpoint
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oh wait it comes back in the finale
Wild Child
the finale where jughead and archie couldn't kiss because it'd be too hot for tv
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the angel returns and explains that she had to merge all the timelines into this one, meaning that the timeline from the first six seasons no longer exists
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and in order to restore their memories, she gathers the cast in front of a magic TV
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and makes them
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watch Riverdale
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
YESSSSSS
moontouched
holy SHIT
DrugsJulius
oh my god
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the last episode starts 67 years in the future
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the distant year of 2023
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where an octogenarian Betty is taken back in time by the ghost of Jughead
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for a Where Are They Now montage, where you find out that like 2/3rds of the characters were gay all along
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and the endgame ship is a four-person polycule between Archie, Jughead, Betty, and Veronica
DrugsJulius
...sure
DrugsJulius
cool
Doge-lover Joja
are we certain Riverdale was real?
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
how can riverdale be real if our eyes aren't real
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Bloodededeborne
How did they keep topping themselves
Bloodededeborne
What is this madness?
penis bacon
is... is this the series finale
penis bacon
because this feels series finale
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it is
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Riverdale ended
penis bacon
okay that feels like a cromulent ending i can vibe with this, bravo riverdale
EsperBot
Well done Riverdale. At no point in your seven season run did anybody ever know what you were going to do next.
Rama
Riverdale is the most Da Cinema TV series ever made
Echo
EsperBot
: Including the writers!