[foster] TEENAGERSSSS /shakes fist at sky

Kid, yesterday: hey it’s the last weekend before school starts, can [boyfriend] come over tomorrow?

Me: sure, what time?

Kid: I told him noon. I like him but at times I’m like “get out of my house,” you know?

Me: yeah, you’re introverted, nothing wrong with that. Okay noon it is

Kid today: I’m a little nervous

Me: why?

Kid: well he’s showing up in forty minutes because that’s the only time his mom can drive him

Me: OKAY GOOD TO KNOW let me take a shower and then you and I come up with a side glance that means “Allison needs to start imposing boundaries on this boy”

you need this except with different numbers xD

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Yesss

I feel like the boy needs another, less cool codename like Junior Field Agent Guppy or something

Hahah yes

priceless

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