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today my friends had a smash party where they invited a bunch of people over to help demolish an ugly closet in their basement

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and it was also smash themed in that we played smash bros and had smashed foods like egg salad, meat loaf, mashed potatoes, etc

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AND their house is full of cats and toddlers

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So not only did I get to violently take out my current frustrations with a sledgehammer but I also got quality kitty and baby cuddles afterwards

HOOUS POOUS
what about smash burgers

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oh man we didn't think about that

r💀ll them b💀nes
That does sound like cathartic violence