incorrect quote CR generator

Katurian: Hey Alan, do you have any hobbies?
Alan: Swimming..
Katurian: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Alan: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Mister Scratch: What’s sexting?
Alan Wake: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Alfred: Did you have to stab them?
Alan Wake: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Alfred: What did they say?
Alan Wake: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Alfred: That’s fair.

Alan Wake: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Kronid: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

these are all so good and shockingly believable

Robin: If by any chance Alan should attack, just start calmly talking about anything.

Henry: Dammit, Alan, you ruined everything!
Alan: You’re welcome.

THEY'RE BOTH RIGHT

alan is disarmed by social situations, weaponize his social anxiety

.....okay one more in anticipation of my potential TDM:

it was too long to plurk djdjdj

that's just a night springs intro

YEAH

Jim, to Alan: You have room temperature IQ.
Alan: What's room temperature IQ?
Scratch: 73°.
Alan: Oh, okay.
Alan: How much is that in IQ?