melcat33
incorrect quotes for our muses, hit me
Yon Fellow
Webby: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Webby: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Webby: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Aladdin: This is Monopoly.
Yon Fellow
I could see it, tbh
melcat33
Considering she made up a whole persona and backstory about fighting for her fallen allies and declaring IT'S YOUR TOMB while playing with nerf guns, yeah
Yon Fellow
Aladdin: I think this might be a bad idea...
Webby: Don't start thinking on me now!


BASICALLY CANON
melcat33
silly Al, you don't need that much logic on an adventure!
Yon Fellow
Okay well
1: Sure he does, adventures are dangerous, and
2: EVEN MORE SO WHEN WEBBY IS INVOLVED
melcat33
She'll take that as a compliment!
Yon Fellow
Yeah, she probably would
Final
Maribelle: Talk dirty to me~
Hei: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Maribelle: Wha-
Hei: The economy is in shambles.
melcat33
pffff, thats too ic
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Minnie: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.
Allura: Myself.
Ouch.
melcat33
yikes on bikes
Toasty Mallow
Webby: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Alice: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
melcat33
c;lgfd jfc
Toasty Mallow
... that... that is actually scarily accurate XD
Toasty Mallow
Minnie , confused and exasperated: Usagi, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Usagi: Politely.
melcat33
usagi no
Lil Cosgrove
Jasmine, texting Webby: Text me when you’re home safely.
Webby: I’m home dangerously.
Jasmine: Stop it.
Webby: I’m home lethally.

Literally their relationship XD
melcat33
XD I do this to my mom. She even gave me a "text me when you're home" keychain.
yarn witch
Eilonwy: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Webby: Oh, that was all real.
Eilonwy: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Webby: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.
melcat33
.... Now that is show accurate
yarn witch
yeah i'm seeing no lies and i haven't watched the show yet
TrueBlueSpark
That might actually be a ducktales quote originally XD
melcat33
i know, right????
TrueBlueSpark
Lena: Webby and I are no longer friends.
Webby: LENA THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
HA
melcat33
Why are these all so dangerously canon? XD
TrueBlueSpark
That was like the second one I rolled, too
TrueBlueSpark
Lena: This is a bad idea.
Webby: Then why are you coming along?
Lena: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
TrueBlueSpark
Lena: You read my diary?
Webby: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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melcat33
this couple shares one brain cell and typically lena has it
melcat33
flgkfdl that was painful
TrueBlueSpark
Lena: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Webby: Killed without hesitation.
OW?
TrueBlueSpark
Oh I read it the other way round
melcat33
XD Yeah I can see it being the other way around, poor lena
TrueBlueSpark
Okay last one for now
Webby: Oh, they left the bowl out?
Webby: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”
Lena: Nobody around though…
Lena grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it
Webby: NO—
melcat33
and this is why you didn't see Lena during the halloween episode
Gore
Morgana: Don’t say a word.
Drake: Fergalicious.
Morgana: Drake, I said no words.
Drake: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
melcat33
;sdlfkgkfd i find this stupid funny because of that Valentine's thread where Morgana insists DW get mad at her and he refuses. And instead this is the thing that pisses him off.
Pumpqueen Fall
Arthur: sharpens knife We've got ways of making people talk.
Arthur: cuts piece of cake
Webby: ...Can I have some?
Arthur: Cake is for talkers.
Gore
nfjdnj yes clearly, only about the pettiest things
melcat33
and that cake thing might actually work on webby XD
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