🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
[bbc sherlock/NEGATIVE I'M BEING A HATER]
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
hi everyone i've been dying in writing block/anxiety spiral but the power of being a hater is bringing me back to life
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i've just been informed that mycroft and lestrade were never in the same god damn room in bbc sherlock so that ship was 100% made up
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE SHIP THAT
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS A BIGGER DEAL
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
BUT THEY WERE NEVER IN THE SAME ROOM??!?!?!?!?
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
as a mycroft appreciator he deserves better also adaptations please remember that his physical descriptions are literally 1) fat 2) tall 3) scary gray eyes like sherlock and somehow nobody includes 1 and 2
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
(kareem abdul-jabbar you get a pass because he's younger in yours, and also you gave us cyrus, but you're on THIN ICE)
fermentingbones
LMAOOO
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE UP AN OC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
THIS IS 3 TIMES THE ENTIRE TGAA TAG
THIS IS 3 TIMES THE ENTIRE TGAA TAG
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fermentingbones
: BBC MYCROFT ISNT EVEN CUTE
ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ.
??????????????????
ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ.
NEVER?
Toss
If I remember right it's confirmed they interact and that Mycroft trusts Lestrade to help keep Sherlock safe.
Toss
What else do you need for a shio
Toss
ship
Toss
:3
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ.
: I'VE BEEN DISPROVEN BUT I LIKE KAJ'S OC BETTER
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Toss
: oh my god 13k off CRUMBS
Toss
No no it's a big deal
Toss
you don't understand
Toss
anyway hi I was so into BBC Sherlock for a couple of years.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Toss
Your anger is hilarious.
Toss
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
13k!!! off crumbs!!! i know this is a big fandom thing but oh my god
13k!!! off crumbs!!! i know this is a big fandom thing but oh my god
Toss
gmskldskgf
Meow Knight
I'll sit here and froth with you!
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
in 2012??? i watched like.... 3 episodes? i think? and felt neutral-positive but the sheer volume on tumblr / me being spiteful sent me to like every other holmes version
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
me watching granada holmes out of spite while everybody was into bbclock
fermentingbones
JGKLSAGASSGS
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Meow Knight
: 
SUPERIOR MYCROFTS SWEEP
SUPERIOR MYCROFTS SWEEP
fermentingbones
that man is my husband
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
fermentingbones
: listen it was for my benefit granada holmes improves on acd canon by making them a little gayer and massaging some of acd's dumber story choices
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
and yeah he should be he's the best
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
sherlock holmes' older brother who is better than him but lazy and just wants to sit in his house is the funniest fucking premise. he is my second favorite holmes character after watson and as we all know I love watson a lot
boodle boy
LMAOOO Mycroft is such an underappreciated character
ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ.
also kaj has rights by him implying that mycroft is putting on weight in book 3 after his heart surgery restores his appetite
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
please tell me you already know about Moran too
Meow Knight
SHOW ME SUPERIOR MYCROFT
ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ.
and mycroft like damn. i get to live and worry about this
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
boodle boy
: he's so good. the comparison i use is that he's the IT guy who figured out a system in 2008 that is holding up the entire work system but he's the only one who knows how to use it
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i dont want him to be a super spy. he's just some dude
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
: I AM AWARE
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
I CANT BELIEVE
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Meow Knight
:
Meet Mycroft Holmes
Two Of Them: the scene
Meow Knight
For your viewing pleasure, TGAA-based Mycroft, drawn by the legendary Owyn.
For your viewing pleasure, TGAA-based Mycroft, drawn by the legendary Owyn.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
everyone love this one instead and also stephen fry's really gay mycroft in game of shadows
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
YESSS
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i'm obsessed with a tgaa with mycroft secretly there i have my own mycroft oc kicking around my fics
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
ᴍᴇʀʟɪɴ.
: 
Meow Knight
Good.
Meow Knight
Every TGAA fan should have their own Mycroft
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
congrats kajcroft eat the second piece of cake
Meow Knight
He's Free Real Estate
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
YESSSSSS
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
I don't even go here I'm just obsessed with the fandom Making Up A Guy
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i dont bring them into rp because theyre very specific headcanons, except for the time that yujin had a greek interpreter memshare flashback, but know that i fucking love tgaa mycroft sholmes
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Just Know That He's My Secret Blorbo
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
: to the point that for YEARS i thought he was real and not a collective oc
OKKI 🦇
i think bbc sherlock fandom is pretty much experts at making shit up bc the show itself will not feed them
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
we can save you guys theres 500 other better sherlocks
OKKI 🦇
That Time The Sherlock Fandom Invented A Character
OKKI 🦇
like this video was fascinating
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
IMAGINE MORMOR
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
anyway thank you to my fellow haters and hater-spectators i am going to attempt to use this energy to propel some tags out of me
Robin
I just never understood why people cared about bbc sherlock when Elementary exists
Robin
that's a lie, I know why
Meow Knight
Elementary is superior, it's true!
Meow Knight
Lovely Moran. Very fun interpretation of him.
Robin
elementary is SO good
Meow Knight
I also live for Sherlock occasionally just eating during scenes.
Meow Knight
Like, he'll be at the police station talking about a murder with Gregson and just pull out a bag of chips.
Meow Knight
I don't know if he still does it in later seasons, I kind of.... lost interest somewhere around season 4, but I remember it vividly from the first two seasons.
July, July
you deserve your blorbos
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i'm very early into elementary but i LOVE it and i need to be hit with a stick or else i'll make a joan account one day
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i also think that if you want an asshole holmes you can just go watch house, which is also very good
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
July, July
: THANK YOU. MY CITY NOW
ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ
babe
ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ
you're talking about a fandom that went down a rabbit hole with conspiracy theory about a secretly good final episode
ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ
all they need is crumbs for anything
ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ
i used to have a friend who was really into sherlock/molly from that lmao which i mean, i guess they interact, but it's like molly has a weird crush on him and he's just mean to her the entire time, but that somehow did it for her??? idk.
ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ
bbc sherlock fandom was WILD
♕ blorp bleep ♕
It’s just hawkeye/coulson
Toss
Now I played BBC Watson and one of my favourite things was him encountering Joan.
Toss
I love the Sherlock multiverse the most. Give me the shitty adaptations too honestly.
shivorce
I remember learning this before and it was so insane to me
shivorce
BBC Sherlock fans are their own breed of crazy
shivorce
Then again this is the same fandom that made up and believed in a conspiracy theory about how there was a secret good last episode of the show that would have Sherlock and Watson have sloppy kisses so
мєя¢ωιтнαPlυяк
GRANADA MYCROFT IS THE BEST MYCROFT, NO I'M NOT BIASED AND I DON'T MAKE THE RULES
RIKA! DROP IT!
oh god this plurk just unlocked years-old fury in me
Peil Wiggler
god I want to rewatch game of shadows
Peil Wiggler
also I havent watched elementary but you SHOULD. MAKE A JOAN ACCOUNT
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
if i may throw in, undead girl murder farce has sherlock and mycroft show up and mycroft is 1 and 2 even if i'm not sure how i feel about the series, i was pleased with that much haha
Silvie
hold on a moment
Silvie
wow. i can't believe bbclock fandom made up TWO ships out of NOTHING
Silvie
(had to go check a sarah z video)
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
: ok I saw a cap of that mycroft once and I need to watch it because they actually made him tall/fat everyone FORGETS
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
also good morning everyone I woke up and forgot I plurked this and I am once again mad about it
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
shivorce
You made it in a flash of anger, went to bed, and now it has come back like a hangover
KETER
sits in this plurk in satisfaction
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ
: i was aware of this ship and I finally became aware of the ... what's the abbreviation? TJLC??? INSANE.
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
♕ blorp bleep ♕
: THATS ABSOLUTELY IT LMAO
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Toss
: I deeply love the stupid dwrp possibilities for sherlock crossovers I still want our tgaa cast to encounter the wrong holmes one day
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
shivorce
: I FEEL HUNGOVER ABOUT IT
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
I was falling asleep when I learned this, then sat up and turned on my laptop to make this plurk. and i was a hater for another hour and a half before crashing again
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
мєя¢ωιтнαPlυяк
: my only complaint is that he's a little too old cause he's only supposed to be 7 years older than sherlock but I can't be that mad because he is so cute and does such a good job
KETER
i'm going to dust off sherlock just to confuse and upset the tgaa cast
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
KETER
: LMFAOOOO I GUARANTEE YOU YUJIN WOULD HAVE AN ENTIRE MOMENT
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
FOR REAL, UNIVERSE?
FOR REAL, UNIVERSE?
KETER
KETER
yujin like for fuck's sake it's the baby version
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Why Are You 12
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
RIKA! DROP IT!
: welcome to the haterzone
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Peil Wiggler
: I have fantastic news which is that both ritchie films are now free on youtube with ads and I Will rewatch either at any time
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
also (SWEATS) MAYBE SOMEDAY
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
Silvie
: TWO OF THEM (DEROGATORY)
Silvie
oh here do you want to see something even worse danni
Silvie
the video I was checking mentioned mycroft and lestrade as a ship specifically
Silvie
Silvie
the video was posted in feb 2022...
Peil Wiggler
f;dlkSM:KLSDFMK:LDSf
Peil Wiggler
FUCK
Peil Wiggler
THEY'RE STILL AT IT
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
STILL!!!!!
мєя¢ωιтнαPlυяк
CRAZY DOESN'T HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE DANNI IDK WHY YOU'D BE AT ALL SURPRISED BY THIS
Toss
My Watson also had pretty long CR with Ritchie's Watson, which was just a great time.
Toss
Constantly despairing over their own brand of Sherlock.
Toss
I would LOVE for TGAA to encounter any other Holmes and Watson kjdshfkjdsg
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
all watsons please unionize
KETER
sherlocks everywhere sweating nervously
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
ryu just like THIS ONE IS NORMAL???? 5 seconds before whichever sherlock does something wildly abnormal
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
just like nah yep thats the guy all right
KETER
that's him, the biggest weirdo alive
Toss
There he is
KETER
Peil Wiggler
PLEASE BRING US A SHERLOCK
Peil Wiggler
ANY SHERLOCK
Peil Wiggler
Ryu when this Wrong Sherlock doesn't want to dance his way through deductions: ?????
KETER
KETER
frogwares sherlock just has a lot to say about ancient eldritch gods and cults
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
picks him up gently
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
scoots him away from cthulu
KETER
protect him, he's a disaster
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i still need to actually play the later frogwares games wheeze
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
in the meantime i at least have yujin and cyrus
KETER
surely at least one of them can keep sherlock out of trouble
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
i think yujin would be better at it because .... gestures
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
but cyrus does a good job too LMAO
KETER
cyrus did his best, bless him
🌸 Mɪᴋᴏᴛᴏʙᴀ
HE TRIED