Ash!!1
[Zelda spoilers] i'm slow on tags tonight but will do a round before bed, BUT BEFORE THAT finally finished a lets play of TOTK and thoughts--
Ash!!1
that was the second coolest ganon boss fight ever
Ash!!1
the first is still windwaker
Ash!!1
JUST NOTHING EVER GONNA SURPASS THAT
Usagi
WINDWAKERS IS JUST

YOU CAN'T TOP THAT!!!
Usagi
windwakers is so cinematic...
Ash!!1
i was vaguely spoiled and hoping that link would ALSO turn into a dragon and sacrifice himself OR all three of them would be feral dragons and perish together--
Ash!!1
I just like tragic endings okay,,,,
Usagi
there there,
Ash!!1
which is probably why i liked windwaker so much, it felt really poignant lol
Usagi
yeah!
Ash!!1
BUT THIS WAS FUN
Usagi
me shaking ganondorf tho

man was So lost in his sauce
Ash!!1
THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW SCARY GANONDORFS TO BE HONEST. dude ready to kill the whole world
Ash!!1
also big isksander vibes just from his design lmao
Dr. Q›(
windwakerrrrrrrrrrrr
Ash!!1
man tho its funny that when nintendo hits they really hit
Ash!!1
other games: THE MOST COMPLEX, CONVOLUTED OF PLOTS AND CONTROLS
Ash!!1
nintendo: i think ppl just want want to feel smart stacking blocks
Ash!!1
AND THEY RIGHT
Ash!!1
there's no feeling that quite matches figuring out a puzzle without a cheat lmao
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
what kills me about ganondorf in totk is like
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i know they don't, and frankly they shouldn't explain.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
it would be unnecessary at best if they explained and be overall completely pointless.
Ash!!1
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ : explain what??
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but generally the only hyrulean culture that is shown to be so analogous to japanese is the sheikah. ganondorf is out there rocking a kimono, katana, naginata, and japanese bow. logically this implies all this shit is sheikah. ganondorf's entire wardrobe and arsenal is sheikah in nature and NINTENDO EXPLAIN
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
sorry it took me a bit longer to type out than i thought
Ash!!1
OH u weren't done all good lolol
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
me shaking nintendo by the ankles: TELL ME ABOUT GANONDORF'S CONNECTION TO THE SHEIKAH YOU BASTARDS
Ash!!1
oh that doesn't bother me cuz it's something something lore
Ash!!1
could be that his father was as sheikah since gerudo go out to find partners
Ash!!1
and even back in Ocarina of time ganon's like lmao sheik i know u zelda why u hiding
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
oh yeah no it's like.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
there's a ton of easy explanations
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but i WANNA KNOW
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
you feel me?
Ash!!1
it woulda been nice if a little more of this incarnation's lore was scattered about yea
Ash!!1
like most of the flashbacks were....the same thing lmao
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
yeah
Ash!!1
i woulda love to see a flashback with the gerudo like (unsure)
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
and there were some fun easter eggs!
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
his most prominent gerudo assistants in the flashbacks had the gems that actually showed they were Koume and Kotake, aka twinrova
Ash!!1
YEA the ones that raised him
Colorless Juice
it's true I do just want to feel smart stacking blocks
Ash!!1
I WANTED TO SEE THE CIVIL DEBATE OF 'IDK GUYS I THINK OUR ANCIENT PROPHECY MIGHT BE EVIL'
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
YEAH!!
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
SHOULDN'T THE ANCIENT GERUDO CHAMPION HAVE HAD MORE WORDS TO SAY ABOUT THAT SPECIFICALLY
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i do want to feel smart stacking blocks.
Ash!!1
also unsure if the zonai are rabbit based or goats or what
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
but i also want to KNOW
Ash!!1
i know they're made up and we only see a couple but they are NOT CONSISTENT
Usagi
yeahh all we got from the champion was 'he got corrupted by his own power :['
Usagi
which
certainly adds a Lil tragedy but

Mysteries...
Ash!!1
yea it was jsut a slight variation of the same flashback each time lmao
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
nintendo i would have happily waited for a while longe rbefore release if it got us better variation in those cutscenes
Usagi
Also Nintendo: what if we made you ask if it might be in the dlc instead*

*proceed to presumably explain fuck all in the dlc
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
mr the nintendo if the dlc does not contain my FUCKING MOTORCYCLE-
Ash!!1
idk what they could even add to a dlc since this game is very much BOTW but Way Better
Colorless Juice
rabbit-goats with carnivore teeth
Usagi
right? im scared
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
my dreams for totk dlc are like
Ash!!1
WHICH IS WILD CUZ I THOUGHT BOTW WAS PEAK
Usagi
like theres gonna be dlc for sure but
WHAT....WOULD THEY ADD
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
- my FUCKING motorcycle!!!
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
I WANT MY MOTORCYCLE
Usagi
other than your motorcycle!!! which you can basically build anyway!!!
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
- a new arm move that is just a hookshot. is it necessary? no. would it be useful? honestly, not really. would it make some EXTREMELY funny shit? yes.
Ash!!1
OH THAT REMINDS ME
memento☠moray
i still need to draw my feral dragon link
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
- some kind of landing gear zonai part for my flier builds.
Ash!!1
TAKE OFF LINKS ARM YOU COWARDS
memento☠moray
hes just a gremlin. a little guy.
Usagi
RIGHT
IM SO SAD ABOUT THAT REVERSAL
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
- some kind of door/hatch zonai part for my tank builds.
Usagi
- the ability to close off open walls on my house :[
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
- wings that DON'T DISAPPEAR AFTER FIVE MINUTES THEY'RE LITERALLY USELESS
Ash!!1
memento☠moray : IT WAS SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY. let us control a dragon for the final fight!!!!
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
wait no im sorry. wings last one minute.
Ash!!1
HE AND ZELDA COULD BIT OUT GANONS THROAT--
Colorless Juice
Ash!!1
DEM HIPS
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
genuinely one thing i want in a patch of totk that will never happen if it hasn't happened yet is like.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
if you're wiggling around with Ascend active and trying to find the two pixel wide space that will let link ascend
just.... lock the ascend target on right there. please stop making me do the Wiggle Dance for sixty seconds trying to line up just right.
Ash!!1
dlfksafjal
Ash!!1
i kinda wish it didn't even have that, let you accidentally ascend into lava--
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
oh same.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
also good.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i cannot state how fucking disappointed i was when i tried to cook a bomb flower and it just gave me Dubious Food instead of fucking exploding me.
memento☠moray
SO COOL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN!!!
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