My Lyft driver is an idiot

Ignored his gps telling him a road was closed until it was almost too late

Ignored a traffic officer until he almost started driving directly into oncoming traffic

I usually always give five stars for just competent service but

This may be the first time I actually criticize a guy

The Lyft app was actually like “we noticed your ride is taking longer than expected. Do you need emergency help?”

That’s a bad sign

Yikes.