[hsr] doing the new kafka quest... its neat but also i hate it. youtube i hope you pull through on me soon

im too tired for these moral dilemmas and choices!!! there are so many choices ive actually gone right past choice paralysis to choice exhaustion. im probably going to regret my choices but hey! youtube is here for me (eventually)

WHY DO I HAVE EVEN MORE OPTIONS

Youtube. you gotta pull through for me here buddy i gotta hear EVERYTHING from this quest

god. hellscape. im not satisfied no matter what i choose

BLADE!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

im going to bite someone in this quest

god. its marked me down as 'helping her willingly.' i feel like this will have consequinces

i feel like someone just beamed me with the dragon age "[companion] will remember this"

i really have to wonder what real information you can get out of this quest. if you can play her game, can you really get a truth out of her?

friend has discovered that kafka can have multiple answers no matter when you ask the question

nightmare

we're now fact checking everything kafka says. this is terrible (/happy)

the constant back and forth of "are we real and when were we made" is a Real fun debate rn

blade hsr jin xenoblade fanfiction...

oh god we're getting into ace attorney territory. does she have TELLS i need to watch for??????????

slowly going insane. okay so kafka presents three theories (SO FAR) of how the trailblazer came to be.
- that we're technically her kid (25%, implying that we're created from all 4 stellaron hunters)
- that we were an artificial body created for the express purpose of hosting a stellaron
- that we are a being accidentally created by an aeon w no soul

number three is apparently a lie, since the player who found that answer used the 1+1 question to confirm it a lie...

BUT HOW SURE ARE WE THAT SHES LYING. do you trust kafka to follow the rules. do we trust kafka to follow the SPIRIT of the rules

im so in deep at this point. im gonna be making charts at this rate. god. please, someone datamine this

im in despair

head in hands

Kafka Companion Mission [Alternate Ending] (Japanese...

you actually can leave without helping her and god.......................................................