saw Oppenheimer with family and it was pretty good up until the end when it suddenly decided to be like "you know what this story needs? a resolution where the hero triumphs over the villain trying to bring him down"

Idk how to treat spoilers for a movie like this wherein most of the details are. you know, readily available historical record

but that particular detail is not something I think would help anyone to withhold.

oh.....

IT WAS A WEIRD FUCKING CHOICE CHRIS

oh....

all this time I thought "barbieheimer" was how people referred to the movie, bc of maybe a scene in it, but today I learned through your plurk that it's a portmanteau involving an entirely separate movie from barbie, and is not barbie

I TRIED TO WORD IT IN A WAY THAT SUGGESTED THIS BUT JUST TO BE VERY CLEAR THE VILLAIN IS NOT JAPAN

IT IS NOT THAT FAR GONE.

MOVED : oh yeah it's bc they released on the same day I think

so people made jokes about watching them as a double feature

which is funny because one of them is about Barbie and one of them is about Oppenheimer.

thank god it's not that far gone

i'm honestly terrified to watch oppenheimer