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me: "yeah i don't wear makeup other than nail polish and lip gloss, but i've let people give me makeovers before--"

every makeup enthusiast i've ever met irl: https://imgs.plurk.com/QCW/rP3/x6AKILBgmEyrXI6PENjW6QoKait_lg.gif
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and every single one of them has been convinced that they are going to give me The Makeover that wins me over and makes me see the light and turns me into a convert
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but here's the thing
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every single one of them has gone conservative. figuring that because i don't wear makeup regularly they need to ease me into it and give me a look that's very "pretty much just like my normal face, but more sophisticated"
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fam, i am obsessed with colors
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i let donna fuck around with eyeshadow on me a few days ago, but warned her that i was going to get the brightest, most garish color i could find for cheap at the drugstore, something that she would really hate and never let near her own face; none of this ~neutral tones bullshit
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so i spent the day with sparkly blue eyeshadow on, and it was great, and that is the story of how i was convinced for the first time to go out and buy makeup to use regularly
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and now i own two palettes filled with bright, rainbow, sparkly, and/or chrome eyeshadow :-)
❁ 𝕘𝕠𝕕𝕟𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕥 ❁
g o o d
Ptriciadactyl
Iddy, clearly you were talking to the wrong people
Ptriciadactyl
because I do shit like this with my own eye makeuphttps://images.plurk.com/1lqVGzdxiNiB7z8UmpC33B.jpg
Ptriciadactyl
or like, silver glitter + pink

even my version of neutral is gold, because fuck skin tone eye shadow
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YEAHHHHHHH
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that's my jam!
3D🌺triangle.
I love this style so much
Ptriciadactyl
speaking of nail polish, have you tried any of those nail polish strips yet?
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https://images.plurk.com/7dLHBXXCS6IfcdFsDJ2fhl.jpg i'm not very good at applying it myself, low-key i don't really... care; being polished is just not a major concern for me (see also: the insides of my eyebrows sticking up every which way)
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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re: nail polish strips - i have NOT
Ptriciadactyl
I have bought Too Many nail polish strips, because you can get FUN PATTERNS
Ptriciadactyl
anyway if you want to try a set I can give you some
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are they press-on fake nails or more like... nail tattoos
Ptriciadactyl
they're just nail polish! they chip and are removable same as any nail polish, but they're stick on strips
Ptriciadactyl
nonsense like this seems like your jam: https://images.plurk.com/67YY2VWnH5wsJ8pS98OehS.jpg
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oh absofuckinglutely
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send me home with rainbow nails tomorrow, tri
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i will bring you some body butter samples in exchange if you'd like; i have some carry-on style containers i can scoop stuff into
Ptriciadactyl
sure, if you don't mind! I like citrus &/or spice scents best. Hate chocolate, vanilla, lavender.
Ptriciadactyl
not a fan of florals
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i don't mind at all! most of what i have is fruity stuff because i don't really like florals either, haha
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@Ihdreniel - THE COLLECTION HAS GROWN
anything from this plurk is fair game, except the strawberry because it's almost gone
Ptriciadactyl
I'm most intrigued by ginger lime and pear, I think
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OH MAN i feel you on the "i don't want neutrals, i want COLOR" mindset for makeup....
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
i do have some more neutral palettes just in case i feel like being boring, but why would i want that when wearing the most colorful glitter i can is way more fun
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yeah i'm very "if i want neutral i'll just wear my regular face"
💫𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑
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Ptriciadactyl oh i'm bringing you a smorgasbord lmao
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no chocolate and no vanilla but you're getting samples of everything else; anything you sniff/try and don't want i'll just take back home (or offer to someone else if they want it)
Ptriciadactyl
<3
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a retrospective on a week of sudden onset eyeshadow obsession:
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https://images.plurk.com/Hr6JAmFUNCLteGOigi48y.jpg https://images.plurk.com/4GEWLtJX8Bi7UtFyN2ggAE.jpg https://images.plurk.com/4Af4euV12oFF1PP1ulZYgB.jpg https://images.plurk.com/4EqlsgI0iO4SC0bFDNvp4U.jpg https://images.plurk.com/11vuoiI3LAXYUotx1DagZ.jpg https://images.plurk.com/7io0YdGV7PoN5oozmj8VdE.jpg
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testimonials:
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"oh god that's too much" - donna, on like five separate occasions; her opinion has been acknowledged but cheerfully ignored
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"LIFT YOUR HEAD , LET ME SEE YOUR EYES TODAY" - manager of the gas station i get my iced coffee from, who is hilarious and a gift
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i'm very torn on some of the darker shades :-( "too bright/glittery" is not something i care about, but i don't like the look of "too dark", and sometimes something i love the look of in sunlight makes me look like a raccoon in low light or artificial light
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liquid >>> powder
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juvia's place is my favorite brand so far; it's a POC-owned company who gears their stuff towards darker skintones, which also works for my purposes because so much of it is bright and loud
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https://images.plurk.com/20IjeJT76uDaN2k93PEGmS.jpg still doing the matchy thing
Jay
love it
3D🌺triangle.
Yeeesss love that color
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added some gold and I'm not ambidextrous enough for this shit https://images.plurk.com/5hbzsZTAX0ytawEQH36eCz.jpg
3D🌺triangle.
Aaah it looks so good!
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donna's repeated dramatic laments that she's created a monster started out funny but are quickly becoming mildly annoying, mostly because she's only half-joking; i am well aware that she thinks heavy colorful sparkly eye makeup is ~tacky, but why should she give a fuck if they're not her eyes
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she's trying to protect me from being judged or w/e but i'm of the firm belief that 1) most people do not care, and 2) if someone does care it's actually not their business
Ptriciadactyl
you are allowed to have fun with personal expression on your own body
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i don't think plucked eyebrows or very short haircuts look good on women. my opinion means, and should mean, nothing to people who pluck their eyebrows and women who cut their hair very short
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i am absolutely sure there are people i've met who feel my eye makeup is not to their tastes. that's fine! if they literally judge me for it that's both pretty dumb and also not my problem
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https://images.plurk.com/4AOXDltZT3K3n1cLfF0KoW.jpg liquid, powder, and glitter
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Still very fun
Jay
leprechaun!
Ptriciadactyl
I'm so glad you're having fun
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it's SO fun; i've loved coordinating jewelry and nail polish for ages, so i'm shocked it took me this long to get into eyeshadow
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https://www.cvs.com/... this is my favorite, followed closely by my colorful powder palettes
Jay
ooooh
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well SOMETHING made my skin start to burn a little (not immediately, but after 4-5 hours) but i was wearing three different products at once so i have no idea what it was lmao
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all of it was stuff i've used before too, so ???
Ptriciadactyl
2 questions:
1. were any of them liquid products?
2. if so, what?
Ptriciadactyl
I'm allergic to a lot of lipsticks and liquid eye liners, and even if you don't have a full on allergy, I want to check for the ingredient in case you have a more mild sensitivity
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yeah, two of them were liquids, but neither have the ingredients listed on the tube
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l'oreal brilliant eyes, and kokie crystal fusion
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if it's an allergy thing i suspect the latter more than the former, because i have worn them both before but i've worn the l'oreal a ton more and never had any issues whatsoever
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i've been assuming it was either a weird reaction to both of them together, and/or just needing to give my eyelid skin a bit of a break because i really went from 0 to 100 on slathering crap on them
Ptriciadactyl
mmhmm
Ptriciadactyl
neither has my problem ingredient!
Ptriciadactyl
(which, btw, if you find wool itchy at all, watch out for lanolin in your lip and liquid eye makeup. I am straight up allergic to it, but some people have more mild sensitivities.)
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....... are there people who don't find wool itchy
Ptriciadactyl
apparently!
Ptriciadactyl
anyway, lanolin comes from wool/sheep, I am allergic to it, and it's in some lip and eye makeup
Jay
... I thought that was just a wool thing....
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not all wool is scratchy to me, to be fair, so i don't think it's an allergy thing for me
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i guess i'm just more used to "rough" wool
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but noted about the lanolin! i haven't been looking at ingredients at all tbh, which is probably a poor habit to have, but in my entire life i've only had one single minor reaction that i suspect was an allergy, and it was to a metal
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and i don't even know what the metal was, lmao
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the burning thing happened again and i seem to have narrowed down the issue to two particular products, when worn together? so that's weird
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zero issues whatsoever when i wear them separately
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