HE’S IN this is a very bizarre CRAU bc of what the plot of WCB2 ended up being but I have a lot of affection for this weird version of Barry and he was my first kg character so this will be fun
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HE’S IN this is a very bizarre CRAU bc of what the plot of WCB2 ended up being but I have a lot of affection for this weird version of Barry and he was my first kg character so this will be fun
HE’S IN this is a very bizarre CRAU bc of what the plot of WCB2 ended up being but I have a lot of affection for this weird version of Barry and he was my first kg character so this will be fun
mango diequiri
A Dracula
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Mods even gave me permission to canon update though it’s the case of being an outside observer of Prime Barry’s fuckups through s3 & s4 of the show
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And he kind of ended up in a kinda similar situation to the state of Pac-dimension in parts of s4 so yay I get context
teen spirit 👑
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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Which. Anybody else who was in R2 if you have a vision of what your character gets up to postgame with our new Minecraft pocket dimension let me know 
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: Barry voice you can’t kill me I’ve got to get back to my daughter. Who is not actually my daughter nor does she view me as a father figure at all but details
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mango diequiri
: TY I was thinking about Koutaro while I was sample hunting and I like him, Barry probably would still shoot someone for that kid
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: I’m looking forward to doing with you again it’s been a bit! I still think about making Barry trust Scott “Origami Killer” Shelby and how that paid off
mango diequiri
omg Barry...
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Koutarou is probably literally doing something Minecraft adjacent in the dimension post game lbr here
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im so happy we have qbert representation
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: I’ve been wanting to revisit QBarry since I learned crau were a thing bc the entire post game concept is so wild
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: He’s a gamer right he’s in his element. Barry will probably need these terms explained to him. What is an Ender
mango diequiri
omg
mango diequiri
He’ll do his best....
Phas
R5 giving the R2s a way to escape Minecraft, maybe
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Ya Koutarou is a pretty hardcore gamer in canon so R2 was so funny for him
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Phas
: PLEASE I have considered the existential horror of the Pac dimension and how terrible an idea it is giving fucking Barry Berkman, king of stability and having a grip on reality, server admin privileges and a loss of cosmic purpose
Phas
oh yeah the end of R2 could go REAL bad if anyone wanted
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I also was talking with Pom about how the closest thing to a higher power Barry can look to is. Kirby. Do we have a Kirby religion
mango diequiri
Kirbstianity
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Latter half of S4 in canon Barry becomes Catholic while living in isolation (long story season 4 was a time) and I was just like “well I think QBarry has less ground for Christianity to mean anything for him. Who is he gonna look to in this case? Kirby??”
Phas
"Yeah well according to my god, 'poyo'. Checkmate, atheists."
Phas
theoretically you could probably learn a lot by watching Kirby? but I can't imagine that stretching into worshipping them
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When you think about it WCB2 Kirby is a lot like Jesus. If Jesus was reborn after trying to kill a bunch of people
Phas
if only because as soon as it started Hubert would just be like "NO YOU FOOLS THAT'S HOW WE GOT HERE TO BEGIN WITH"
Phas
given how many resets they've been through technically all the R2s are Jesus
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Phas
: YEAH I DOUBT ACTUAL KIRBY RELIGION WOULD HAPPEN but with the implications of being able to be reborn better Barry might be mildly attached to Kirby anyway sorry Hubert
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“Look at him. It doesn’t matter what he did in the past. He’s good now.”
Phas
Hubert is a lot less rational than he'd like to think, especially about Kirby
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Phas
: Hubert has been nothing but a rational guy for the entirety of his existence, clearly. Just ask Luigi
mango diequiri
I’m laughing Barry pls
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Koutarou would be so bemused
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barold kirby is not a symbol of your own issues
mango diequiri
BAROLD
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And yeah sorry cast mates, Barry might have broken that “we probably shouldn’t create life” rule at least once bc he wants to fix things with his dad that doesn’t wanna be his dad so.
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Imagine at some point an old man that looks a lot like Henry Winkler approaches you like “you have to help me, I’ve been kidnapped by my ex-student. He’s lost it! He’s convinced neither of us are real!”
Phas
as you do
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: I’m so sorry for him. I might be a little unhinged
Phas
then you'll fit in here fine
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WCB2 was my first killing game and in those three years since I have gotten far worse in terms of what I'm willing to do. Much like Barry
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I also have way more time for this app than I thought I would so [rubs my hands together]
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