Last two weeks I get into work at five past six to find Krzysztof has got in and taken all the delivery off the truck before I get there. I'm not a fan of this because taking it off the truck is easier than picking it up from ground level.

This week I get in early so I can curtail that ... and at five past six he's not yet here 🙃

In other news, the cold, damp weather for the past two months (it's August and I could see my breath in the air the day before yesterday lmao) has caused an increase in biting insects.

My poor boss is being EATEN ALIVE

I don't get bitten at all

Winning??