updates from the road group chat: several of us have now seen The Bear (EDIT: I MEAN A REAL BEAR NOT THE SHOW)

i have not yet seen The Bear, and i'm feeling both relieved and left out

is this the tv show or are you being stalked by a bear

are you the final girl

-- lmfao i forgot about the show, no i am talking about an actual bear

man I thought I was being mostly sarcastic, damn. please avoid the literal bear.

it's pretty rare for them to show up near people's houses around here and when they do it's always a momentous occasion, hence speaking in the singular

people being warned about The Bear is very likely going to end up in the town-wide friday updates, especially since we're near some popular hiking trails

Gao gao

My parents' neighbors refuse to stop feeding the birds outside of hibernation season so they see The Bear fairly regularly :|

Not the same bear, I presume. But possibly a related one who knows.

i was about to say man isn't carmy a fantastically written character but oh lord its a literal bear

i'll probably see that The Bear before i see this The Bear

I wanna see a bear!!! jealousy