if you could magically compel me to sit down and consume one canon in its entirety, what would it be?

ooo good meme

hmmm you’ve already done rwby, tristamp, and psycho pass lmfao

I GUESS UMINEKO????

sorry you get the million+ word one

appare! ranman... its my comfort anime and its so fun!! 1920s car race across america with all kinds of people from different walks of life and fun designs/characters and gun fights

looks at the 11 seasons behind my username

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘 : i've seen this mentioned before i think? unsure what it's about though lmao

wozwald: i've never heard of this but it sounds cute!

𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻 : holy shit is there really 11 seasons lmao
i haven't watched a show that long in forever

man idek how to describe umineko bc it’s so much

it’s a murder mystery but also a love story and also a love letter TO the mystery genre and a story about the nature of stories

right? there's almost no excuse for it

actually my best way to rec umineko is that john gaius is an umineko fan

and references “the illusion of the witch” at one point, idk the context

LMAO REALLY

it was in ntn when he's describing the first time he did necromancy...

when he got the bodies to move lmao

i would also magically compel everyone to consume
battlestar galactica lmao
it is my comfort canon lol i love every bit of it
believe it or not it sure woke up something inside me re: gender lmao
i know it's weird and not everyone's jam so i don't care if people hate it haha

(also watch caprica holy shit i'm so mad it ended)

oh that makes sense. yeah that’s a wholeass umineko reference

jod thinking of himself as beatrice is so fitting. god.

he’s more of a kinzo tbh but like not as bad as kinzo imo

this answers a question i had earlier which was has he consumed anime
which sounds stupid but lmao you can be a nerd and make memes and puns and shit but that doesn't 100% guarantee someone watches anime
but now i can be at peace

at the time i was blanking on canon references and didn't have time to comb through a book and a half lmao