Gabiluzbad
[cw spiders][no pictures] welp I'm up
Gabiluzbad
Just lying in bed
Gabiluzbad
idly poking at phone
Gabiluzbad
when I see a fucking mass of waving limbs appear over my face
Gabiluzbad
I teleported across the room
Gabiluzbad
I don't mind spiders when they're like
Gabiluzbad
chilling out in their webs
Gabiluzbad
that's fine, that's where spiders belong and they fulfill an important role in the ecosystem
ʙᴇᴄᴋ 🍂
Ohhhh yeah
Gabiluzbad
but when they get so close to me that I can't focus on them
Gabiluzbad
abso-fucking-lutely not
ʙᴇᴄᴋ 🍂
I've gotten pretty good with spiders but that would startle me
Gabiluzbad
my eye hurts because I dropped my phone on my face
Gabiluzbad
I have no idea where my phone is and I'm not getting close to my bed to check
Gabiluzbad
not yet
Princess Emily
that's the spider's phone now 🕷 📱
dragon time
Aieeeee
Echo
Oh noooo
Echo
Yeah, spiders need to respect your personal space.
E.S. Levi
Spiders who do not respect personal space get relocated elsewhere.
E.S. Levi
(Spiders also need to keep their webs out of things that get used, no matter HOW much bugs like those things!)