Quinn Angstrom
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TWO fish tacos? bet, let's square up
hot bear summer
i let them kill me bc i do not like fish tacos
Quinn Angstrom
so much that you'd rather die than be served one
hot bear summer
yep. it was nice knowing u everyone au revoir
hot bear summer
but okay no, actual answer, im gonna pick the ghost
hot bear summer
i do not have the physical strength or dexterity to get away from a bear but i MIGHT be able to use trickery on a ghost. salt circles. iron for defense. that sort of non-combat stuff u see in ghost media.
Quinn Angstrom
a ghost may or may not be able to kill me
Quinn Angstrom
a bear definitely would
oh i'm scary
I mean obviously you gotta pick the ghost
A Grinning DM
Bear for me. Two many unknown variables with a ghost. I feel like I’d have a chance against a bear in my own house with the given prep time and the items in my house
oh i'm scary
what kind of lunatic takes their chances with a bear
A Grinning DM
Too-*
A Grinning DM
Me
A Grinning DM
I’m the lunatic
A Grinning DM
But also I have a spear and narrow stairway to force it to chase me up
Doge-lover Joja
Ghost: i shy away from actual physical violence, so the bear would get me easily. Ghost? Learning Ghost powers is like a Stand battle, i can take my chances with that
RobotApocalypse
for me it's the fact that you don't know anything about the ghost's powers or how it operates that makes me pick the bear
RobotApocalypse
like what guarantee do i have that salt circles or other folklore defenses actually work with real ghosts?
RobotApocalypse
that's an assumption that could be entirely incorrect. there's no way to prepare because there's the possibility that all the ways you choose to prepare simply don't work
RobotApocalypse
meanwhile i know exactly what will and won't work against a bear, despite how low my own odds would be in a fight with one
A Grinning DM
I think the psychology of this questions boils down to "will you pick the thing you know for sure is dangerous or the thing where you can't be sure of the danger level?"
HotXC
since the last time I answered this I live in a far less defensible space
HotXC
so it's ghost right now
BF
I pick ghost on the grounds that even if I win the bear fight, that means I've... killed a bear
BF
they're beautiful beasts! also possibly endangered? am I gonna have to fight the park rangers next
Quinn Angstrom
you don't have to kill the bear
Quinn Angstrom
just survive it
BF
you can’t put two alphas in a room and expect us both to survive
Princess Emily
Yeah definitely ghost.
Princess Emily
I'm not betting on being able to defend against a ghost, I'm betting on a ghost being unable to physically kill me.
Princess Emily
Which may be a terrible bet, but I KNOW a bear can kill me.
連続犬
I know I made a passionate defense of one of these options but given the limitations I'm gonna say bear
連続犬
a bear might be trained to hunt me but there are certain things that will stop it regardless of its training
連続犬
and it's still bound by physical laws, which means I can do shit like retreat to the attic/roof
連続犬
(depending on if "being on the roof" counts as a violation of "leaving the house")
連続犬
I don't fucking know what the ghost can do, except that it hates and wants to kill me
連続犬
and quite frankly, Fuck That Shit
Rama
Yeah I have an attic so I think I have a better chance of survival against the bear
dragon time
I don't think I have any place in the house that is defensible against a whole bear
dragon time
They can climb! They can fight a door!
dragon time
The problem with the ghost is that it implies a world beyond death and therefore it could potentially do worse to me than the bear could
dragon time
The bear can absolutely get into my attic and then I die in the attic mauled by a bear!!
penis bacon
I fight both

if i'm gonna be dead anyway, then I might as well be dead in the most metal as fuck way, best chances of getting into valhalla
HotXC
an attic with a ladder you can pull up might work though
Rama
Yeah that's what I've got
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