Succession is a show that asks: What would happen if nobody died in Umineko

And the answer is: The worst shit you've ever heard of

Nod nod nod nod

the true mundane horrors that are your family members are alive and well and you all have to attend the same suffocating dinner parties together

Although, I guess technically

its also about what if only Gohda died

the answer remains the same

gohda dies in every timeline

No escape for him

how can gohda die if he never truly lived

Now I'm imagining the Succession Umineko AU

Beatrice kill all these people