Gabriel is a trip hazard too He has to escort me from room to room, which means he takes two steps, glances back to make sure I am coming, takes a few more, peeks back. each time I'm trying to boot him in the butt or i will die. Bud, if you don't move we're both going to hurt.
oh man, Tip will sneak up behind me when I'm in the kitchen, or RUN ahead of me (often pushing past me) in the hall if it even looks like I'm going towards the kitchen
thank the makers the boys aren't doing the running past or between my legs things that often. but when i am cooking, Gabe has to be right in the center of the floor, supervising. So i keep stepping on his tail a lot. You'd think he'd learn.
ohh yeah, Tip also likes to sit under my chair (to make sure I can't leave my room and go to the kitchen without her knowing) and I have stepped on tail/paws multiple times, plus kicked her in the noggin moving my feet around
rofl that just makes me think of one of The Vampire Chronicles books (it's been forever so I don't remember exactly which one the scene is in but I can totally envision the particular relevant passage in my head)
See the period blood thing makes me cross because it’s not just straight blood there’s shed skin in there, it’s your body dropping a whole organ lining, some of those clumps are tissue not just clots, why is this not common knowledge
it's a boomer meme, but it checks out
"Tip, if you walk directly in front of me while I'm carrying your food, I will kick you and we will both get hurt."
I mean... I'd at least watch it once it hit streaming
and this is when you get toddlers asking their heavily-tattooed parents when their 'pictures will grow in'
god they would, but I think everybody knows Audrey2 is a big black drag queen
an old one but it still makes me smile
comics based on my pain
okay this made me giggle
This kid is going places, maybe jail, but places