Big Ben was made by aliens

can confirm

like do you think ancient white people could make a Ben that big?

it’s true.

No way you could get clockwork that precise on that scale without AutoCAD

are we also implying that AutoCAD was made by aliens

AutoCAD was made by-

that's what the A stands for

Auto Constructed Alien Design

also white people TRIED to make a Ben that large on their own but the closest they got was an Uncle Ben, which clearly cannot exist under its own weight which is why it dies about once every three years (that's how commonly we're rebooting spiderman, right)

AutoCAD was designed by humans. Silicon chips, though? All aliens.

stonehenge aliens

HOT TURKEY TAKE : my favorite acronyms are acronyms that start with the same word as the acronym

HOT TURKEY TAKE I need to call out thte Uncle Ben gag here as being way funnier than my original joke

it could not have been formed without the framework of your setup

Or help from aliens