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Urn-believable Return Policy (POLICIES)
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THIS MAN. I LOVE IT.
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Vet office was finally open. I got appointments for boosters for both of my girls.
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There's people that give you shit for getting rabies boosters for indoor pets. Buddy, life is a fucking endless progression of chaos and calamities. A fucking bat might get into my house for all I know and bite my cats.
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BATS ARE THE MOST COMMON WAY TO CATCH RABIES IN THIS STATE.
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BETTER PREPARED THAN NOT.
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Lou has gotten into reading hockey romances. All I can think of is fucking Shoresy from Letterkenny.
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I don't want to work today at all.
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I want to curl up in bed and cuddle the cats.
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uuugh can it be next friday already?
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When I tested my blood sugar this morning, I got a big ol' honking blood drop.
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Bitch gushed!!
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My blood sugar has been good. My A1C is trending towards 5%.
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Why are we keeping the new morning person? She does NOTHING.
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lol my coworker and i have been playing catch-up all shift while taking customers.
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NO PREP WAS DONE.
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no veggies cut. no backup meats pulled from the freezer.
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customer yelling about how prices are too high. go shop elsewhere. fuck off.
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I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ASSHOLERY AT THIS STORE TODAY.
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Things have been so rough this week that our assistant-manager-in-theory misspelled his own name.
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His name is Joe. He signed his name as "Jor" on a note.
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Jor.
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WELCOME TO GOOD THINGS, HOME OF JOR.
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the push pops have really jumped in price.
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we managed to fucking survive the night.
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As I curled up to sleep, I realized I hadn't objectified an old man today.
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well. i can do that tomorrow.
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FOR NOW I SLEEP.
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WOW I AM JUST USELESS AT WORK TODAY.
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it is hot outside. why. must. people. order hot food.
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fucking pizzas and grilled sandwiches nonstop.
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who WANTS that when its hot
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mainers.
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MAINERS DRINK ICED COFFEE WHEN IT'S SNOWING OUT.
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what the Fuck lmfao
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i do it too
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drink iced coffee in winter
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MADNESS
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I UNDERSTAND STEPHEN KING SLIGHTLY MORE NOW
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TRULY A STATE OF ELDRITCH HORRORS
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: i want iced coffee right now.
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Horrifying Youtuber Situation
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YO WHAT.
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hey what the Fuck
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what the FUCK
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!
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white women now banned from making true crime content
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i can't even comprehend this fully
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i am just--
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i know you can request files.
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just idk, write a news post DON'T FUCKING SHOW THE PHOTOS!!
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why WOULD you. why would you accept money to show people this
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if someone wants to go look thats their business
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grifting off a child's mutilated corpse
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incredible new low
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my god i am having flashbacks to the horrific old internet.
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when people spread real gore photos everywhere.
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WHICH JUST WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO!!
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yeah damn i remember seeing a steering column shoved thru someone's face outta nowhere once
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the poor girl who died in a car crash.
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i remember her photos were EVERYWHERE.
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it just made me bummed out like damn that was a whole person why are you putting this where everyone can see
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why are you doing this to a teen girl!! to her family!!
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WHY IS THIS BITCH DOING THIS TO THIS CHILD'S FAMILY!!
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somehow she's even worse than the tryhard gore trolls!
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that's the thing like. i don't care about dead meat but number one its still fucked up to think it makes you cool to see a horrifically mangled dead person, number two THE FAMILIES HAVE LIVED THROUGH SOMETHING BEYOND HORRIFIYING
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THEIR LAST VISUAL OF THEIR CHILD IS THAT'
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WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT ONLINE
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i remember hearing that with the car accident girl, it was two cops being assholes.
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wow i'm SO shocked 
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dire trip did a video on it. shockingly, WITHOUT SHOWING THE PHOTOS.
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Bullying a Family with their Daughter's Death - The ...
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ty for the link i'll get even madder after i finish this vid lol
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able to view the autopsy in a 'scientific and detached way'
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psychopath lol
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the only autopsy i ahve watched was of a woman who donated herself to science SPECIFICALLY so people could be educated. it was EXPLICITLY what she wanted
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and she died naturally
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yeah. like. people will do that.
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that's what i would like to do!
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gawking at a murdered child's autopsy is A LOT DIFFERENT
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fucking making a video
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CHARGED ADMISSION
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oh at least her patreon got shut down
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thank god.
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i would've lost my shit if it was still open.
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WOO. SOON I CAN SAY THINGS ABOUT THE THING!!
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: I HAVE BEEN CHEWING MY FINGERS
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The Confederacy was Bad
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oh shit i forgot about the horror tropes anthology
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OH COOL DISABLED PEOPLE GET AN EXTENDED SUBMISSION PERIOD
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uugh
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i always feel guilty about those
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Interesting thing. Analog & digital horror are chock full of the nerds that dox people for writing about incest or csa. Meanwhile, horror fiction is thriving with new blood excited to gut themselves onto a page.
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People who write short stories like NEON HOLOCAUST and books like MANHUNT.
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I think it helps that many horror authors are adults who refuse to give the opinions of children attention.
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While newer analog horror creators seem to be youngins.
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honestly the aesthetics of analog horror rly appeal to me but the people who make it seem to be generally weird Cozy Horror shitlords and so now i don't trust it even if it looks Sick As Hell
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and very weird to receive analog horror from someone who never had to rewind a cassette tape with a pencil eraser jdfksljfkldjgklh
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I'LL SHOW YA SOME ANALOG HORROR KID
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So far, Gemini Home Entertainment guy seems fine.
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he corrected his one wildly unecessary use of the W
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there is the painter by urbanspook but it's not scary at all.
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it's like what if some cis dude made a video series about his serial killer oc.
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groan
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analog horror dorks get more offended that he included the killer being a pedo.
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than like...the series just being dull.
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one thing i did enjoy was the killer killed a cop and stuffed the body into a dead pig
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which haha pig in a pig.
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hehehehehe
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but then oh noo, the wife was mr. hands to death!!
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and i just...sighed.
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its very interesting overall in fandom how there is almost NO critical analysis of things?? even stuff like a silly comedy (WWDITS) for example the posts are always like. oh x is hot, or y concept is PROBLEMATIC and zero about production design or if the writing was weird etc
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YEAH EXACTLY
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maybe its an autism thing fjkdhjfkl BUT I FIND THAT STUFF TO AT LEAST AS INTERESTING, SOMETIMES MORE
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it is very oh i like this. or i hate this so it's now immoral.
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LIKE HMN I THINK I SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH THE NARRATIVE and i go on tumblr and everyone read a joke at such face value that even i am like 'wow even i got that guys'
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'THIS CHARACTER IS SO MEAN TO THE OTHER ONE!! ITS TOXIC' yeah it's funy
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the people who theorize that homelander doesn't eat or sleep.
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oh my god lol
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you know he has a whole team of ppl who calibrate his Opitmal Nutrition
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i bet he has a whole like, range of diet books etc
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and it's just.
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GHOSTWRITTEN BUT YANNO
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kids.
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its baby brained
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WE DON'T SEE HIM SLEEP OR EAT MUCH SINCE IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE SHOWN!!
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'ohh how could this happen to these characters i ship!!!' well the writers are trying to do something
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or calling things 'queerbaiting' when it absolutely isn't, sometimes gay ppl don't fuck each other jklfdjsklf
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also we did fucking see him eat shellfish. he talks about loving the burger that vought restaurant named after him.
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HE FUCKING LOVES MILK
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HIS MAIN THING
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IS DRINKING MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HE CHUGS IT.
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HE ATE PANCAKES.
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HE LOVES THE BREAKFAST BECCA MADE. HE EATS YOU FREAKS
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he probably can't sleep for more than 4 hrs a night due to his horrifying childhood BUT I ASSURE YOU HE SLEEPS
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AND WE DON'T SEE HIM SLEEP BC IT HASN'T BEEN IMPORTANT TO THE NARRATIVE
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YEAH
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WE HAVENT SEEN HIM TAKE A SHIT EITHER
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NOT REALLY RELEVANT
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we see him lying around naked
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he jacks off over the city AND comes in his pants
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maeve commented that he better not take a shit while she's using the bathroom
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despite his loud insistence he IS still human!!
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in the deleted scenes
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he farts, shits, pees, eats, jerks off, and pukes.
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swear these kids want just
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aus
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he's probably a chronic masturbator.
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probably still has wet dreams.
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its sincerely confusing to me how ppl engage with media atm. it seems so boring?? like did we watch the same show???
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when someone's character is clearly rancid & all the fan material ignores it and then GET MAD WHEN, IN THE SHOW, THE CHARACTER DOES SOMETHING RANCID??
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'ohhh its so ooc' NO ITS NOT
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YOU HAVE BECOME DEMENTED
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oh homelander absolutely has wet dreams & he never tells housekeeping about it & pretends he doesn't
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it's never been spoken of, tho i'm sure madeline knew
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laughed that people were upset that the wife killing asshole that married his niece got abusive with her
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THAT WAS SO WILD LMAO
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in the house of the dragon
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LISTEN I'M FINE WITH A FREAKASS INCEST SHIP BUT I WAS NOT SURPRISE HE IMMEDIATELY BECAME VIOLENT WITH HER???
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HE KILLED HIS PREVIOUS WIFE
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he LITERALLY KILLED HIS PREVIOUS WIFE
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HE MURDERED HER
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HE MURDERED HER WITH INTENT
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HE IS POWER HUNGRY
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BCUZ HE WANTED TO FUCK HIS NIECE SO BAD
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ABUSIVE MEN DON'T SUDDENLY STOP
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EVEN IF THEY DO LOVE SOMEONE, THEY WILL HARM THEM.
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he's JEALOUS of his neicewife but he is also glad he can now control her and be king by proxy like cmon
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YEAH
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the writers even said when he takes her to that brothel, it turns him off when she's INTO IT bcuz he loses his power over her
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she WANTS to fuck him and that's a total moodkiller lol
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"you want to fuck? boner killer."
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oh gross i wanted to rape you in public to stick it to my brother :/
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LIKE LISTEN. I WAS ON BOARD. BUT ITS NOT SHOCKING THAT HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT LMFAO
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in the pilot episode he's literally The Prince of Cops
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he does the most facism he can in one evening
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reminds me of a short story i recently read. the main character is a self-destructive nightmare. they get picked up at a bar, and the guy beats them. he stops when he realizes they're down for it.
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ppl not understanding that such things aren't about sex but POWER
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Yep
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if you are ENJOYING IT, that takes away pretty much ALL the power
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and it kills the fun
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ERGO... IT IS ALLURING TO FANTASIZE ABOUT SUCH SCENARIOS
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TO EMPOWER Y O U R S E L F
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YEP
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oh wait i mean. its morally EVIL and you should go to JAIL
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JAIL ME FOR HORNY CRIMES
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...yanno. i blame fnaf for the dweebs trying to cozify horror.
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that series twisted itself into knots to avoid actually addressing the seriousness of its topics.
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man i've always been a fnaf hater, the fandom for that SUCKED too. I WASNT IN IT BUT LIKE, at the time i was into Outlast, so there was crossover for a bit bcuz 'horror game'
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and there WERE ppl trying to make Outlast cutesy but like. that's borderline impossible so it wasn't common LMFAO
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DOESN'T A DUDE CASTRATE MEN TO MAKE THEM HIS WIVES
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i watched a LP of it bcuz everyone was FROTHING about it and i got got by a jumpscare.... and then saw the entire game was jumpscares??? THATS IT THATS THE GAME. WITH A FEW JANKY FRAMES OF A PUPPET
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AND ISNT THE GUY WHO MADE THAT A FUNDIE
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WHO DONATES TO ANTI LGBT SHIT
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YEAH BUT THEY COULD FIX HIM WITH HUGS SHAUNTAE
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HE IS BUT SO MANY LITTLE GAYS REFUSE TO LET THE SERIES GO
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NEVERMIND THAT CANONICALLY HE WAS A SERIAL KILLER WHO SKINNED WOMEN AND HUNG THEM IN HIS BASEMENT
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he just needs someone who understands
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HE WAS ABUSED AS A CHILD SO THEY CAN FIX HIM.
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just embrace
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the gross
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the character is great too he talks to your dude char like he's a woman & talks about knocking you up etc
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breeding
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and as he drags you thru the level you see all the attempts he's made previously to create a wife to breed
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including gutting a guy, jamming a head in the cavity and sewing it back up so it's like he's pregnant lmao
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AND ALL THE FAILURES HE JUST HANDS IN A GYMNASIUM
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HANGS*
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HOW BABBY FORMED
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HE'S A BREEDIN' MAN. HE IS INSANE. HE WANTS TO CUT OFF UR DICK & BALLS AND IMPREGNATE YOU EXCEPT. YANNO. YOU WILL JUST BE MURDERED.
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HE TRYIN TO MAKE A PUSSY WITH A RUSTY KNIFE HE FOUND IN A DRAWER
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JUST BLEED ON OUT.
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seems pleasant. we need more fellows like him in horror.
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also when u get away he snaps (he is talking very sweetly to you the whole time) and starts calling you a whore etc lmfao
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check out OUTLAST WHISTLEBLOWER EDDIE GLUSKIN on youtube i'm sure someone has his sequence recorded. ITS REALLY GOOD LOL
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ITS A GOOD SEQUENCE. THE OUTLAST PEOPLE GET IT.
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I WILL
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you find a poem about him in the game before his sequence too it REALLY builds up the atmosphere
The Groom | Outlast Wiki | Fandom
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Outlast Whistleblower - All Eddie Gluskin Scenes (Th...
HERE'S A GOOD EDIT I THINK
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its just pieces
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instead of the whole level i mean, its just the cutscene bits
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I like him telling that dude to please make an effort to bleed less.
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ITS HONESTLY REALLY FUNNY
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HIS WHOLE LEVEL IS WILD
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ALL THE BODIES
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HE'S BEEN DOIN THIS ON REPEAT FOR LIKE DAYS LMFAO
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"i can fix him"
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BUT CAN YOU
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REALLY
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his brain has been melted by a sci fi device that dude is Cooked
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Wasabi Zombie
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HAHAHAHA
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WELP FOUND THE X READER HEADCANONS
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HE BROKE PPLS BRAINS
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FUCK
FUCK
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a lot of ppl willfully ignored what a literal serial killer freak he is and-YEAH JFKLDSJKL
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BRO IT NEVER GETS TO THAT POINT!!
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women aren't allowed in site bcuz the eldritch scifi machine causes horrifying phantom pregnancies 
man outlast rules
man outlast rules
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WELP THAT FILLS ME WITH FEAR
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a lot of the oc stuff are either trans men or women who have some special exception to be in the asylum which sure i guess but you are missing the point
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PUSSY WON'T FIX HIM, LADIES.
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HE WAS MURDERING THEM BEFORE HIS BRAIN WAS COOKED!! HE SUCKS!!
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Sincerely, Krim. |
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no coochie for eddie
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LOL that guy is frank he's a cannibal. pretty straightforward guy
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chases u around a bit (to try and eat u)
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they're experimenting on the 'criminally insane' bcuz no one asks questions about where ppl like that end up