Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:16 AM
I think a lot about the extremely stupid game "Army of Two"
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:16 AM
It was an extremely morally gray military shooter about being a pair of mercenaries working for the government
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:17 AM
it was pretty dumb
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:17 AM
But it had a neat mechanical concept
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:17 AM
Where you had an Aggrometer
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:17 AM
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 5:55 AM
(Broke: Aggro-meter)
(Woke: A-ggrom-eter)
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:18 AM
The game was built around there being two of you
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:18 AM
it was an inherently co-op experience
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:18 AM
designed for split screen couch play
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:18 AM
So the more that one of you shot at guys the more the aggrometer pointed towards you
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:19 AM
Which would make enemies focus on that player more
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:19 AM
You could buy silencers and stealth camo and shit to lower your effect on the aggrometer
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:19 AM
But you could also like
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:19 AM
trick your shit out with gold foil and diamonds
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:19 AM
And buy riot shields with pin up girls on it
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:19 AM
to INCREASE your effect on the aggrometer
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:20 AM
The idea being that one of you would be all stealthy and professional
izzy.vrm
@alqemizzy
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:20 AM
oh i played this game with a friend!
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:20 AM
And the other would be firing a shotgun in the air and pounding a riot shield against the ground while shouting "I FUCKED YOUR MOM"
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:20 AM
I thought that was a neat concept
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:21 AM
There was also a dedicated button for fist bumping each other
izzy.vrm
@alqemizzy
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:21 AM
yeah it was. extremely 7/10
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:22 AM
It was very stupid
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:22 AM
but the core concept had legs
izzy.vrm
@alqemizzy
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:22 AM
and the sequel was just as 7/10, if not more
duck bastard
@trilies
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:22 AM
honestly i love that idea and i think i would be the one with the shotgun
BattroidBattery
@askaboutourspecials
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:22 AM
by more do you mean like 8/10, or it was just nebulously more of a 7/10 experience
izzy.vrm
@alqemizzy
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:22 AM
army of two was 7/10
izzy.vrm
@alqemizzy
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:23 AM
army of two: the 40th day was 7/10
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:23 AM
Army of two: 7/10
Army of two 2: 7.0/10.0
Cold XC
@UltraDude
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:26 AM
sometimes a 7/10 with funny couch coop is exactly what you want
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:27 AM
Army of tutu
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:27 AM
Thr honestly sounds really fun
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:27 AM
Incredibly dumb yes but
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:28 AM
Fun
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:32 AM
I also remember the "Morality" system the game had
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:32 AM
where like sometimes you'd get a chance to make a decision
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:33 AM
like "Should we free this tiger from the zoo? It's been abandoned because of all the unrest and is starving"
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:33 AM
And then if you do it hides in a van or something and kills a guy
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:33 AM
Just
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 4:33 AM
total nonsense
Echo
@EchoDoctor
Thu, Jul 13, 2023 1:10 PM
Okay, that is kind of hilarious.
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