Eiffel, 26: eiffel does notice physical appearances, and he's the sort of idiot who very much blurts them out on sight if something is sufficiently unusual, but he also tends to get more invested in immediately presented personality/power dynamics, because he's still the kind of guy who is p much just waiting to get put in his place
so like if you come across as chill he'll immediately vibe, if you present as commanding he'll immediately fall in line. but ofc this is all dependent on whether or not he respects you, and that's really sort of the first thing he'll pick up on, even if it's not conscious
Eiffel, 41: Eiffel is surprisingly good at advice for anything other than relationships. like, if you want genuine and empathetic advice, even if it's about a partner specifically? sure! yes! good communication!! but about relationships? like asking someone out or what to do for a date or something? you're shit out of luck
Eiffel, 12: I genuinely don't think it's many, between being a social outcast in high school preventing teen pregnancy opportunities, and being in a toxic relationship for multiple years and then a father. i don't think katie's the only woman he's been with but the number is definitely like, single digits
Eiffel, 18: eiffel has mixed feelings about the idea of staying friends with exes, because if it hadn't been for anne he wouldn't keep in touch with katie, but he can acknowledge that it is gonna really depend on how the break-up goes
Arthur, 2: not in a way he knows how to recognise! arthur was explicitly not in love with his wife/lover, he has Very Complicated feelings about Parker that he is pretty much just not thinking about bc it hurts to think about him at all, and he adores John but whatever they are isn't really romantic love
Eiffel has such strong bratty sub energy it's deeply funny to meit's very trueyet to be with a man yet but jedao is so close