[gross story about someone being weird on the phone and the sounds of bodily functions]

Ok so I need to share

So the other day I’m at Target, and need to use the toilet, I’m sitting down in a stall and I hear another man come into this public restroom, having a loud casual conversation on his phone

I hear him enter the stall next to mine, no stopping the conversation

I then hear him proceed to take a very audible shit, the sounds of which echoes loudly throughout the tiled public bathroom and he just keeps casually talking on the phone

This goes on for a while, him just ripping away and casually chatting, until he flushed and leaves while still chatting

(I don’t think he stopped to wash his hands)

Just

What

The fuck

???

I would fucking die

To be on either end of that phone call

I felt like I wanted to die just for witnessing it

Anyway, had to share my pain

Exactly why that behavior hits my big red button.