All my life I've been denied, as Kremling rage seethes inside. This is my lair! On scales, I swear: Any Kong who ventures near to rescue this one held so dear dies by my hand! This is my land!
Locked in battle so surreal, shooting off my balls of steel. I stomp the ground with such a force; steel myself from all remorse. Though the fight has just begun, I'm having so much fucking fun! Diddy Kong has been knocked out. Bitch, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Bananas! ×24
Your bananas all belong to me!
Hear that yellow fruit decree:
Find them all where they may be!
Shake that tall banana tree!
Donkey Kong now lies in chains;
hoist him up with my big crane.
He'll be the bait for my trap.
Let's see him try to fling his crap!
woke up face first on the floor.
Now I have a better plan
to catch this apish monkey clan!
Tasty, golden yellow jewels
should not belong to apish fools.
Forward march! Bring us glory!
Steal their fruit! Further the story!
Yum yum yum! Potassium! ×4
as Kremling rage seethes inside.
This is my lair!
On scales, I swear:
Any Kong who ventures near
to rescue this one held so dear
dies by my hand!
This is my land!
Kreepy Krow! Kerozene!
All my falling underlings…
with you, my trust all for nothing!
And now, I must wait,
as Diddy Kong nears the gate.
Minions failed, lair assailed,
heads impaled, plan derailed!
shooting off my balls of steel.
I stomp the ground with such a force;
steel myself from all remorse.
Though the fight has just begun,
I'm having so much fucking fun!
Diddy Kong has been knocked out.
Bitch, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
take her out like Peter North!
Smack her up! Swing again!
Come here, bitch!
SHORYUKEN!
Where'd I get this big red mark?
Assailed with little monkey blows;
bopped me in my big green nose!
Done done done done; I am done!
Won won won won; they have won!
Fun fun fun fun; I had fun!
Run run run run; time to run!