What your love interest in Stardew Valley says about...

how accurate is this

....

honestly

pretty on point

considering the amount of gay porn there is of Alex

fff

"If you're a girl, this is just every lesbian crush" I mean, not inaccurate,

Not very accurate really. No idea where some of the digs at a few of these characters come from tbh (and I know multiple people whose favorite is Harvey????)

Emily’s is throwing me, I have no idea where calling her a “suck up” comes from, there’s far easier jokes to make with her

i would like to point out that alex has a dog

where the hell does mommy fetish come from with penny lmfao

that she's a teacher????

RIGHT LIKE????

HUH??

she basically looks after her own mom

Going to be real this sounds like someone who played the game once or just never dated anyone but their favorite and is making these judgements just on appearance bc they didn’t do the heart events, that’s the only way I can imagine coming to some of these

"everyone loves the goth girl until they turn to their pillowcase and see it's smothered in purple" okay this one's less a knock at my taste and more throwing a rock at me

Even the Alex one is like. Because he’s a jock? I guess? He’s literally never mean to you, a little rude at first bc he’s a little show offy but a LOT of people are a little rude to you at first, not just marriage candidates

And even then with him it’s more so bc he’s just a big himbo he ain’t intentionally trying to be that way

Makes sense. I haven't played the game so I wondered.