[cats] glances over
sees a shapeless shadow just beyond my privacy curtains with glowing eyes

Tall likes to sprawl out in the middle of the foyer, you see.

like I think about this post like all the time

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this is why they're considered wards against creepy things. they know all the tricks

pet monsters that stare at ghosts

the real question is how many times have you accidentally tripped over, or almost tripped over tall, while he's doing that

They're the best pet monsters

連続犬 : in the foyer? surprisingly none, it's fairly light colored vinyl flooring and gets just enough reflected light for contrast and also I think he either doesn't do that in the dark or gets up quickly when someone approaches.

on the dark brown carpeted step down into the sunken living room? at least once

brainless boy.

knows only cuddle and sploot.

it's so true.

cuddle, sploot, and anxious.

my favorite game “cat or sweater”