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1 - Alfred > Seras for Pride inbox light cws for mentions of parental homophobia
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2 - Alfred > Seras in mushroom event
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3 - Alfred > Bruno in mushroom event
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16 - Scratch > Alan
17 - Scratch > Moriarty cws for explicit discussion of suicide in the thread
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21 - Scratch > Steven god he's a dick
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me over hear eating popcorn (figuratively AND literally)
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22 - Scratch > Moriarty I finally have a character who giggles at dick jokes
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time to....get a lil sleep
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28 - Scratch > Jim on network part one
29 - And part two which is Private lmfao they're already pals
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40 - Scratch > Reira on network this is so stupid
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43 - Scratch > Reira on network sighs loudly
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[reira voice] oh no buddy youre no angel either
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Usagi : I'm so sorry Reira aegaheoghaeg
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no IM sorry
also I had to reread every thread on this post to make sure I had this tone read from her right but fortunately these two have been arguing in Such a way that she can go YOU BOTH STINK. BOTH OF YOU!!!
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Usagi : LMFAO SHE'S VALID
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(yknow, if the tag goes through, Manhandles network)
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they're both the worst, it's true
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OH IT FINALLY SENT....ok now for alan wheeze
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LMFAO
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rip Alan w this particular lore tbh tho
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Mister Scratch has one job - ruin Alan Wake's reputation - and damn if he's not doing his best
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hes TRYING and bless him he will take alan with,
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mister scratch like HAHA, HE SUCKS EITHER WAY!
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Usagi : YEP
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53 - Scratch > Alan on network he is an absolute child
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oh man
vin while I shake the network more, want somethimg juicy

it hit me what reiras feeling from scratchs text tone

what Elias is to EVERYONE ELSE
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Usagi : OOOOOF
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CURIOUSLY

ALAN MIGHT BE SAVING HIMSELF RIGHT NOW?

that breach into struggling to explain oneself isnt a very slimeball look and scratch meanwhile reads Very sure of whatever he puts out so gjdisnfnf
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its thin ice so [popcorns]
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(and like, its also online so WHEEZE)
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Usagi : this is glorious
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ALMOST had her comment that they do have different tones but I think I'll let Alans thread go a bit longer before she can make that call...it's very slight, very subtle, yall are Fantastic the both of you
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Aaaaaah thank you! We are old hands at writing these two. <3
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Also, GET HIM REIRA GET HIS ASS
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He won't care but he deserves it
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haha TY we did this at another game but it was Alan who made the post being like "watch out for my evil double" and so I thought it'd be fun if we flipped it this time
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ITS REAL GOOD also lmfao god
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Also submitted for an Apartment at the 38-8 - he signed up under Alan Wake so they're gonna be accidental roommates
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"You already have an apartment here, Mister Wake"
"What?"
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"No I don't."
"Yes you do. Here's the paperwork with your signature."
"goddammit. Fine. I lost my key"
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stares at this tag and wheezes
i cant believe alan just won by being Very Confused and kind of alarming
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spiritually placing her hands on his shoulders like oh buddy :[
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new meow meow obtained
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aeoghaeoghoaheg
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it's his superpower
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alan "this doesn't follow the narrative" wake
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sheds a tear
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ALSO SCREAMS AT THAT ACTION THREAD WOW
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revenge
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REIRA CAUSED IT
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HAHAHAAAHAHA
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"You're both human"
"/alan goes to test this"
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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slomo shot of scratch taking a laptop to the beans [mmmmm whacha sayyyyyy]
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IM SO GLAD
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writing his tag back to Reira right now and man, he's just such an asshole
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this is a blast
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hehehe
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63 - Scratch > Reira this was a fun tag to write - I tried to have him slip into more of Alan's writing voice, but not Very Well
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SLAPS
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WHOOOOO!!! you did a great job of like
that Balance tbh
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THANK YOU
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Also I'm DYING at the juxtaposition of Alan's retort and Reira's measured reply
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i hope u enjoy this tag... u0u

and YEAH...YEAH
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shes like thanks for your number :]
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BLESS
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Mister Scratch's first ryslig enemy - a 15 year old
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it be that way,
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64 - Scratch > Alan on network now action
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mister scratch when he realizes how many people are on her side:

it is genuinely such a good thing most people just trust her with her own shit or id be afraid of that IC power wails
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I'm sorry in advance for this jackass lmfao he's. a jerk

Like, Kronid is a jerk, but he's pretending to be nice and he genuinely likes kids
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Scratch is just like "fuck everyone actually"
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aw thanks kronid
and no fbfhfhf i love this

Reira Peak-Teenattitude Akaba: mmm, whatever
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GASPS AT ALANS REPLY ON THE COMMENT THO...

in night springs indeed...
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65 - Scratch > Reira on network congrats dude you're bitching at a teen
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sheds a tear cackling
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ties that off

reira like 'mmmm...yeah i think he dug this hole good'
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Hehehehehe
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He deserves it, honestly
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unfortunately alan shares the hole lol
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He's Deeply Immature and is trying not to think about the fact that he's going to have to face his own personal identity sooner or later
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he shares it but reiras officially team 'sneaking alan snacks in the hole' so hey ones winning
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and hehehehehe

theres a reason shes outright saying 'no youre still both Alan Wake ones just nicer'

its like two folks named john smith to her
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hahaha, he would be winning and he would not be mature about it, just
alan: look i have snacks!
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snacks!!! snacks for alan!!!
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god theyre so petty i love it
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Constant bickering
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heheheeehohohohhh
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82 - Scratch > Alan cw for threats and probably violence after this lmfao
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85 - Scratch > Alan these two are ridiculous
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86 - Scratch > Alan the girls are fighting
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88 - Scratch > Alan this is dumb
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90 - Scratch > Alan more fistfight
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91 - Scratch > Alan fighting from last night when I forgot to log it
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Or this morning, I guess aoeguhaoeg
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your link just goes to alan's most recent tag haha
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oop!
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I'll fix that in a second
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brain is struggling to brain today
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fair, kinda same
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I'm just eepy
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The summer eepies
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TFW you accidentally mark all as read in your inbox orz
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I gotta!!!! Go pick a game for streaming.
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And maybe make coffee or something I'm so so eepy
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OKAY NOW I SET UP FOR STREAM
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okay - cold meds taken, time for a round of tags
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Losing my mind about how much people are razzing Scratch for the network post
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SORRY EVERYONE HE'S OBNOXIOUS ON PURPOSE
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He'll change tactics as he realizes people have got him figured out
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Anywho. Round of tags, let'sa go
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scratch realizing that being obnoxious made people just razz him and only him: hey thats not how this is supposed to work
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it's supposed to be a two for one!!!
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Usagi : Quite a few people actually are also fed up with Alan since both of them were bickering so - he was at least partly successful, and they DO share the same face so it still make people look twice in person
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But it did backfire a little lmfao
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hehehe
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114 - Scratch > Ingo on network /rubs temples
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116 - Scratch > Moriarty at arrivals cw for description of gore/murder
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122 - Scratch > Ingo on network in which he has stopped arguing for a moment to reflect on how rad Pokemon sound
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hes right
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He's a dangerous man but being told there are magic trash bags did catch his attention
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this is funny because i feel like alan would not share the sentiment
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people w pokemon like 'alan u fool, LOOK AT THEM'
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123 - Scratch > Alan in fight is that a crumb of self-awareness??
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now I have Balance Slays the Demon stuck in my head
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(this song is about Alan and Scratch, like....canonically)
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it's funny because it's BOTH quoted in the thread title AND my keywords for the tag haha
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HAAAA
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bless
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Man Mister Scratch's arc in this game is gonna be juicy I'm excited
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He's gonna have to face that he has to find literally any other purpose besides ruining Alan sooner or later
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he will simply have to find another reason to be evil (:
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https://images.plurk.com/5s6iLKHKXBsfXJatwnBr3U.gif he's an obnoxious pissy little thing right now but there will come a time when his vibe is more like
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And then he'll go back to murder but you know
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Moments
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Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ : Being evil for the pure enjoyment of being evil instead of doing it at one person for work
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sgoahegoah yes that's him
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yes
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yup ygjgxnuj
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note to self - I gotta save up 50 coins for the location I wanna buy for him
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