

海賊の王
what brings me the joy of less than three hours of sleep:


海賊の王
so Keith is letting me nap....good night forever

unoiled snake
have a good nap!!

unoiled snake
babby so cute

🍔 YEDONG...


ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
sweet baby! Now enjoy your nap!

𝔽𝕊𝕆𝕋𝕌𝕊𝕊𝕐
Aaaah precious. But yes enjoy your nap!!!

𝕧𝕕𝕠𝕧𝕒
the most precious bean

海賊の王
he is cute, but also he screm

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
Still can't get over his full head of hair. Like goddamn.

トラファルガー・ロー
LMAO RIGHT. SO MUCH HAIR

elle?????
if he gotta exist, he gonna do it loudly and fully follicled

elle?????
dapper dan man goddammit

海賊の王
he has hair on his arms and back too

elle?????
im sorry crystal u birthed a greek

海賊の王
it's called lanugo, it protects the fetus in the womb. hell lose most of what's not on his head lol

elle?????
oh so HE gets freeleg shaving

elle?????
but i, a grown woman,

海賊の王
right??? lol

海賊の王
it's cool. I got a free unwanted bikini wax in the ICU 8| because of where they placed IV ports.

elle?????
c...congrats...

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
Pffff well. It is bikini weather.

トラファルガー・ロー
LMAO.

海賊の王
look man, I'm just gunna warn y'all, if you ever end up ICU side they will put IV ports wherever they damn well please

海賊の王
also, pls pls pls have someone advocate for removing your blood pressure cuff when constant monitoring isn't necessary. because uh.....

海賊の王
hang on lmao

トラファルガー・ロー
so uh... warning for bruising?? She's taking a photo of her arm lmao

海賊の王


elle?????
filed under things im not gonna zoom click on

トラファルガー・ロー
yes do not zoom click

海賊の王
also holy fuck the fact it was a blood infection from my kidney stone? constant blood draws. I have so much bruising on my arms and hands bc I'm a difficult stick.

海賊の王
zoom clicks are ....not necessary to see what they are.

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
Oof.

𝕧𝕕𝕠𝕧𝕒
holy shit that brusing, babe

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
Yeah, I remember that from when my gallbladder catastrophically failed.

海賊の王
I bruise like a peach on a good day

海賊の王
sooooo lol

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
lol you a peach

海賊の王
bruh. I have woken with bruises going "the fuck how??????"

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
XD

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
Insert Jack Black singing Peaches here.

海賊の王
.....yes

トラファルガー・ロー

トラファルガー・ロー

𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
^^

𝕧𝕕𝕠𝕧𝕒
I do not bruise easy (that’s my sister, they thought she was anemic when we were kids but nope) but I still wake up with giant fuck-off bruises I can’t fathom how or where they came from. Like how do i have a bruise about half the size of my fist and not remember what i did to earn it