analog horror pet peeve: when there's dialog that's meant to be discernable but it's super scratchy and distorted but there's also no closed captions

congrats I'm sure your story is neat but all I heard was the horror equivalent of adults talking in Peanuts

accurate

that's such a common issue too

like I found one great one that actually added closed captions, which was great because the entity had really rough dialogue that was almost impossible to make out. Then I'm watching this one and there's nothing and I can't make out a damn thing

Ah yes the Boomhauer Tapes

very scary thank you

just like

Charlie Brown's teacher - Sound Effect