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[IkeSen]
Selena Gomez - People You Know (Official Lyrics)
Kichou/Nobunaga song and caps
kingdonkey
I like this song
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Dragoon I miscalculated and failed to get my Nobunaga maid so I'mma just WRITE IT before I get too sick and fail that too (LOL)
kingdonkey
dsjkfn
kingdonkey
Klaus will physically fight Kicho if ever he meets him. Unapologetically
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(LOL) Nobunaga would worry just because Kichou is at least as deadly as Erik
kingdonkey
Eeeee.....
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rofl
kingdonkey
Fight fight fight
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I mean he literally wants Nobunaga to survive and knows that his death actually causes peace for the Sengoku Era =\
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A price Nobunaga was willing to pay
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TLDR spoilers -- Kichou saw the future and that people (especially the trans community) were very quick to give up their lives for no reason and didn't value themselves, so he believed if the Sengoku era was prolonged then it would force only people like Nobunaga who would do anything to keep fighting and pick themselves up after unbelievable torture etc.
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to keep surviving etc.
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WHICH yeah Kichou fighting Klaus 24/7 would be a thing. Worse than Mitsuhide/Ari (LOL)
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Although Kichou would approve of the cult (lmao)
kingdonkey
Enter slap fight
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yes
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Kichou is also kind of like the time travel assassins in reverse-ish
kingdonkey
Also Klaus just like, "Hi. I am the spouse. Bye."
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Destroy the world to save the past etc.
kingdonkey
Throw a cake at his face
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^ I mean Kichou wouldn't mind but would DEFINTIELY tease/dig at Klaus over it like "You have TERRIBLE taste in men /hair flip"
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Very Zoolander
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If it happened the ship we'd need the movie just so Nobunaga could make those quotes
kingdonkey
sdjfknsd. Klaus is like, "Wow. That insult missed."
kingdonkey
Klaus is sure if he hits him in the face with a cake, he can push him overboard
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Kichou "I mean you, no the Oda. Nobunaga's taste is always far more ambitious than the rest of him can merit."
Nobunaga: oi
kingdonkey
djskfn
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Keep hitting on Klaus to confuse him :V
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And piss off Nobunaga
kingdonkey
sjdkflnsdf
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he knows how to get to Nobunaga (LOL)
kingdonkey
Though, ship!Klaus has more powers than lab!Klaus
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very true
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Though if he pushed Kichou overboard, Kichou would probably crawl back up and try to spike his tea coffee (LOL) and leave a note like "Is that all you have? Saito did worse in my sleep :V"
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Literally coin flip on whether Saito Dosan or Reginald was a worse father and Nobunaga still says "Saito" without blinking because he never sold his kids into slavery just sort of BOUGHT them instead
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Regi I mean. Saito gave Kichou (and Mitsuhide) to Nobunaga as hostages
kingdonkey
sdjkafsn.
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They'd probably be friends once Kichou became convinced that they can't affect their timeline from the ship and Klaus got over the "I HATE YOU" reaction (LOL)
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WHICH SCARES NOBUNAGA MORE but you know
kingdonkey
Eeehhhh. Klaus loves you most of all the weirdos...
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(LOL) more that Kichou knows secrets Nobunaga doesn't even know about and would give Klaus tips to control him (LOL)
kingdonkey
Klaus has a lot of tips alreadyyy
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Right? (LOL)
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Klaus just accidentally showing Kichou he can tame Nobunaga better than anyone :V
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Although Kichou would be very entertained about the whole Cary Elwes thing
kingdonkey
He just tries to tell Klaus how to control Nobunaga and Klaus is like, "I already know how to do that. I told you to tell me something I don't know. Not something I know
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He wouldn't tell him, just hint and make sure Klaus picked up on it (LOL)
But also probably help set up Klaus' hair and makeup to make Nobuanga smack into walls because it'd be funny
kingdonkey
Lolol.
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Possibly suggest weird intimate things to max sadism at Klaus and/or if he gets a beat on how much he could get away with at that point (LOL) REALLY tick Nobunaga off
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Oh I forgot to say -- Nobunaga is all turning icy again from every time he kills so Mai distracts him with telling him about funny movies (LOL)
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I was like "HMMMMMMMMMM"
kingdonkey
djsklfansd
kingdonkey
Klaus knows THE SECRET
kingdonkey
Meanwhile Klaus just like, "Wow. I do not think I requested this" sjdkafnsd. Poor Nobunaga. Life weirder
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Y U P
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100% try to seduce Klaus to the dark side
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FUNNILY -- Kichou in Pokemon Conquest is the Ghost Pokemon Gym Leader
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QD0/LKo/mJ2y5dGutgj9RbGdNQDQO4FdxVM_lg.png but also a woman because yanno
Exacerangutan
XD
Exacerangutan
I was going to suggest a PSL thread with an excuse for Nobunaga to disguise himself as a maid but I couldn't think of one
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(thinking)
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He is pretty ridiculous but in his own land/time he can't quite get away with that (LOL)
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He does disguise himself as a missionary
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WHICH IS AMAZING
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Canonically
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Like WORST PRIEST EVER
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"Hello I'm Satan" ".... I mean father. :|"
Exacerangutan
rofl I was thinking more like "things he's very stealthy and clever and tries to sneak into Hiroe's room in disguise" kind of a thing (LOL)
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Omfg this is happening now pre-marriage
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Esp. Because she was like "who the fuck pays their maids well enough to wear this?" And he was like "I DO"
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Demanding ridiculously high loyalty
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It's like a French maid costume too because he's a fucking lunatic
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Like obviously no one will know it's him
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https://www.amazon.com/... apparently he gets cat ears too because they're there
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Still wearing his katana because just because he's inside his own castle and disguised doesn't mean he won't need it!!!!
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He's not even physically able to disguise his voice either though sooooo
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Ieyasu is headdesking in the background of my head like "wouldn't a regular lady's attendant have been better??? No wait u don't want to encourage him "
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Nobunaga thinks this is a 10/10 perfect plan he is a fucking genius
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He'll bring her "afternoon tea" at like who even fucking knows the hour but obviously late at night making the excuse dumber by the second
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Exacerangutan : I was gling to link you the thread in where Nobunaga did the same thing with Mitsuhide he always does with Hiroe of setting up the perfect trap and then just... calmly walking into it because it's too late to back out (LOL)
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*going
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Nut it's a locked comm and too much to screencap
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But
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Fycking phone
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Tldr he was like "only old women and children like you more D:<"

And then trying to order Mitsuhide to stay alive
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Mitsuhide: you can find a replacement
Oda: but none will do it so dashingly!!
Mitsuhide; so you admit I'm dashing :V
Oda: only to certain demographics
(nottalking)
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Mitsuhide: old women and children you said. Which are you?
Oda: .... o_< child.... (blush)
Exacerangutan
rofl
kingdonkey
Nut
kingdonkey
But lolol. Klaus will not be seduced to the dark, Kichou!
Dragoon
Boo! Sorry you missed Maid Nobu!
Dragoon
And even if Kichou becomes more tolerable in a game due to not being able to change the future from there, Mitsuhide will still hate his guts.
Dragoon
/gestures to him shooting Kichou in the knee caps in Kanetsugu's route.
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Rofl
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Such love
kingdonkey
Klaus supports you, Mitsuhide
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Well I mean Mitsuhide's goal is peace and Kichous is uh... not. Anything but! 😆
kingdonkey
Klaus just cheering quietly when Mitsuhide shoots Kichou like
Dragoon
Imagine how much damage Mitsuhide can do with an actual sniper rifle and not a matchlock.
kingdonkey
Klaus actually knows how to use guns bc Vietnam
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right
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See they should be gun friends
kingdonkey
Gun friends. What a life
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Exacerangutan
rofl Mai like JFC BIRD
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yup
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