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About to drive 12 hours to Oklahoma for a wedding and i just want to go back to bed LMAO
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Rip
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
🙏
鋼の錬金術師
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I was woken up early by my cat sitter who misunderstood my instructions, she didn't have to come by to feed the cat until this evening since I'm here to feed her this morning lol. BUT IT'S FINE I had shit I needed to finish before my brother picks me up anyway
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he's supposed to be here within OOOH the next ten minutes but he's notoriously late to everything so I'll give him like half an hour, 45 minutes or so before I call and be all WHERE ARE YOU DICK
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he has to wrangle two of his kids who are coming too since the family that was going to watch them backed out for some reasons. Yay 12 hours in a car with two kids can't waaaait
鋼の錬金術師
Oh no
Fᴀʟʟ Dᴇᴇʟɪɢʜᴛ
godspeed
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I 100% got my own hotel room though so I'll actually be able to SLEEP at least lmao
Fᴀʟʟ Dᴇᴇʟɪɢʜᴛ
good
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I am the lightest sleeper in the world its legitimately horrible
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Apparently my brother likes to listen to boring audiobooks on long road trips LOL
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I brought my switch but I'm 100% sure the kids are going to want to play it if I whip it out lmao
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I guess this is a travel live plurk now. The guy on this audiobook has the most boring voice in the universe
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On the plus side it's so boring that the kids are falling asleep so maybe that was the strategy all along
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Oh nice maybe you can get some switch playing in...!
鋼の錬金術師
It's not a bad one. Maybe makes it a little hard for the adults to stay awake too, but that's where earbuds come in.
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
I always get carsick if I try to do anything but stare out the window lmao
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I do not have earbuds 8(
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Oh no
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
OH NO
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Can you get some at the next gas station....
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I think I'll survive, it hasn't been too horrible so far
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Now one of the kids has pulled out some kind of fidget toy that pops really loud and its fucking with my misophonia in a bad way WOW
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Child NO....
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Yeah no we put an end to that shit real quick LMAO
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Are you guys swapping off driving or is bro just going for it
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We're swapping, he took first drive, his wife is taking second drive and im going to do third drive
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I'd prefer to drive the whole wayy but its his car lol
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Oh there is a third adult!!
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O YES
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one of the kids keeps farting 
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Hit a huge storm, becaus of course. Just passed a group of motorcycles that had to pull over because the wind is insane
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And all the semis have pulled over too HMM
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Classic Midwest. Travel safe...!!
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We made it through the storm we are winning