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spoilers.
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i have.... opinions.
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many of which are Less Than Great so far, 45 minutes in
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it feels like the witcher is getting CW'd
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they're getting the Supernatural "what happened to all those brains they had" treatment
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this is so much so fast in one episode
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episode one.......... sure was an episode
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episode two is shaping up to also..... be an episode
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definitely one of the episodes of all time
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i
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hmm.
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i don't. love it.
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it really feels like they just be fuckin
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shoving shit out there like
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just gettin it out there to get it over with
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idk maybe i'm just drunk
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jaskier is the best part so far
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jaskier just really good
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Dandelion, cute
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DO WE NOT GET TO HEAR A SONG
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i elect to refrain from further judgment until i rewatch this sober
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because i am being distinctly less than charitable
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
i've never cared for the series so this is cracking me all the way up
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i think the witcher folks on my timeline enjoyed it a lot, which is ultimately the most important thing to me so
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I'm glad they were satisfied with this the last season of witcher ever
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i plan to rewatch it later and see if I still feel the same, but I think for me like
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the pacing of the first ep felt weird, they made some kind of dumb decisions for normally smart characters, and the letters thing felt a bit silly. episode two, I think the cgi felt different and jaskier's plot about ciri didn't fully make sense to me. but also. i was extremely fucking drunk so
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
yeah I can't for the life of me figure out why they would continue without the guy who carried the whole show on his giant back
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his back truly massive
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very wide
ᴡᴏʟғ.
jaskier's plot about ciri went back to the end of s2, but tbh if you are drunk i don't know how you could have watched this LMAO. there's a lot to keep up with
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it was so much happening
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so fast
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drunk brain went "wait, why so fast??"
ᴡᴏʟғ.
it's not unusual for the witcher tbh (s1 skipped like 30 years altogether), i think its the nature of.....not having 500 pages to naval gaze for a tv show, but not wanting to push the characters on a truncated timeline.
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
yeah like I rly forgot a lot about s2, I realized as I watched the first ep of s3, I thought the montage was silly but also kind of accept that like, probably wouldn't have enjoyed 5 episodes of the main group not interacting so, no way for them to win with me a filthy casual
ᴡᴏʟғ.
the series really does not explain or fill in the blanks a lot, you pretty much just have to piece it together yourself and if you don't rmr the previous season's details you're kinda out of luck
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yeah i think you're right about that
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
i rly have ended up enjoying all the character interactions outside of the Big Plot that I am severely less invested in
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i think i'm gonna come at it like Spn and do the same like
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
there's a few scenes with Fringella that are straight up not enjoyable for me to watch
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worry more about the characters and their interacting than the plot, yeah
ᴡᴏʟғ.
the plot is truthfully not the main point of the witcher, i'm gonna be straight up. its always about the characters growing closer
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
I like when they are focusing on all the different types of familiar relationships and parenting, good and bad
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
Dijskstra and Phillipa straight up feel like they're in their own (way more campy lma) show
ᴡᴏʟғ.
yeah its kind of like "how do you deal with inter-generational trauma while the world around you is also trying to kill you." but netflix always markets the witcher like its a dark fantasy and its rly not. the books were originally written as a satire lmao
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
^ yeah, it's that whole 'we have to make the next game of thrones' problem
ᴡᴏʟғ.
if you watch the show from s1 you realize that's not what they were ever going for in the series itself, 1x02 alone was silly as fuck
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
oh yeah, I did, and I'm kinda in retrospect bummed that they got a lot of flack for the monster of the week set up bc
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it was more fun
ᴡᴏʟғ.
the books went from short stories to novels, so it was always gonna be in this trajectory. they've injected way more monsters in the series, the books themselves are intensely political
ᴡᴏʟғ.
and have almost....no monsters
ᴡᴏʟғ.
LMAO
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
lmao I remember you saying that
ᴍᴏɴᴏʟɪᴛʜs.
I would def watch it again lol it's hard to really get it when you're not all there. Especially the first and last episode.
ᴍᴏɴᴏʟɪᴛʜs.
Regardless of the plot, the family moments are really nice at least, and the characters interacting have always really been the backbone lol less so than some other things. I generally like the plot but it's def not why I'm actually watching.
ᴍᴏɴᴏʟɪᴛʜs.
I think the show is too silly to be dark fantasy, it doesn't take itself seriously the way Game of Thrones did, which is part of what I like about it lol. Netflix wants to pretend otherwise, but it's just not canon reality.
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
yeah, I'm not saying at all it should be game of thrones, if that's not clear - just that you could see execs salivating over the comparisons when the show was first being promoting
𝐎𝐡, 𝐉𝐨
Bleh.
𝐎𝐡, 𝐉𝐨
I remember that, too.

Not everything needs to be Thrones.
I wish the TV people would realize it.
𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗈𝗒
I don't think I'm wording this right, so I'm gonna roll out of here before I clutter up em's plurk further!
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No you are 100% correct, the wording is perfect Jay! lol Netflix absolutely did that and STILL DOES IT. They were very excited to have their own GoT and claim to have it
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and then it's not GoT and people responded to S1 with like why isn't it GoT lol which is fair because Netflix wanted that attention. man sometimes I feel like it reminded me more of like Xena or Buffy/Angel. which is a random reference I know.
𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖉.
I CAN at least explain the jaskier thing as far as I understood it (I need to rewatch obviously) but
𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖉.
jaskier's sandpiper (saving the elves) operation was funded by dijikstra and phillippa and they were basically blackmailing him into getting ciri into redania in exchange for being able to continue helping the elves
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but in return jaskier was implying he wouldn't do it until they killed rience because geralt couldn't seem to find and kill rience
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it was basically four people (including radovid) trying to manipulate each other while knowing the other three were also trying to manipulate them
ᴡᴏʟғ.
it was a lot...they also timeskipped jaskier "meeting" dijkstra and philippa. the end of s2 closed with dijkstra saying "bring us the bard" and you just...had to fill in the gap from there
ᴡᴏʟғ.
since by then a year had passed
ᴍᴏɴᴏʟɪᴛʜs.
i also don't think they're good at introducing characters lol because they really didn't bother with those two. That was one of my main criticisms, if i didn't have you guys with me knowing all their names and stuff, I would've been confused af
ᴍᴏɴᴏʟɪᴛʜs.
(I'm not good at names that is partly on me lol)
𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖉.
I mean dijkstra and phillippa were in s2, all you basically had to know was they controlled vizimir
ᴡᴏʟғ.
yeah they introduced dijkstra and phillippa from s2 and went "that's good enough"
𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖉.
which you would know since 1) Phillippa is a mage which is what mages DO and 2) dijikstra been hiding shit from vizimir since the beginning of s2
𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖉.
also vizimir is just a manchild which kind of proves why mages think they should be around to control the monarchies anyway lmao
ᴍᴏɴᴏʟɪᴛʜs.
Anyway they can really jump all over the place so don't feel bad if you watch it sober and also are like ???? lol.
ᴍᴏɴᴏʟɪᴛʜs.
It's funny because obviously I am rewatching it for each person's face as I cap and there were tons of things I missed even though I literally watched it earlier today
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